Lori ?Destiny? Boudreaux: the stripper Price got fired over (PIC of course).

[Fausto]

How much beer does it take to induce goggles thick enough to want to boink this woman?

?He told me I was the most beautiful woman he?d ever seen. He kept telling me he had a room at the [Crowne Plaza] Hotel, and he wanted me to meet him there late that night. He was definitely persistent. I told him my husband was coming to pick me up after work, which he did, by the way.?

Yikes.

 

[tec699]

She's a hottie! -Hahahaha, yea right.

I wouldn't do her w/ your c***!

 

[stev0]

/shudder

 

[MercenaryForHire]

There is not enough :beer: and :wine: combined in the world to make me bump uglies with that. I wouldn't fvck her with a stolen d!ck.

- M4H

 

[Brutuskend]

And yet another reason I don't drink.


....not with a rented dick.

 

[Wolverine27]

Have you seen Mike Price?!? I don't think he has too many options...

 

[prodigy]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
There is not enough :beer: and :wine: combined in the world to make me bump uglies with that. I wouldn't fvck her with a stolen d!ck.

- M4H

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: Wolverine27
Have you seen Mike Price?!? I don't think he has too many options...

Yea... he's not like us. All lean and with ripped abs. We are Gods gift to women everywhere!! We are... Aren't we?

 

[LordJezo]

Well considering she already looks like a man, I would have to say not many..

 

[rudder]

$10,000,000 for that??? He should have at least went to some frat parties and hit on some freshman chicks.

 

[Wolverine27]

Originally posted by: tec699

Originally posted by: Wolverine27
Have you seen Mike Price?!? I don't think he has too many options...

Yea... he's not like us. All lean and with ripped abs. We are Gods gift to women everywhere!! We are... Aren't we?

Of course! We are STUDS!!!

Besides, if you're going to pay for sex, you might as well choose a hot prostitute/stripper...

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: tec699

Originally posted by: Wolverine27
Have you seen Mike Price?!? I don't think he has too many options...

Yea... he's not like us. All lean and with ripped abs. We are Gods gift to women everywhere!! We are... Aren't we?

Well I can only speak for myself: yes I am.

 

[dolph]

DAAAAAAHHHH!

 

[vi edit]

Did he seduce it with sugar cubes???

 

[Banana]

I thought strippers had to look good?
<-----Strip club virgin

 

[MeanMeosh]

Originally posted by: 1YellowPeril
I thought strippers had to look good?
<-----Strip club virgin

common misconception

 

[AstIsis]

Strip clubs have to cater to all kinds of different tastes so they hire a variety of women/men in an attempt to do so.

 

[Tallgeese]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Did he seduce it with sugar cubes???

WIIIIILLLLLBBBUUUURRRRRRRRR!
*whinny*

 

[SagaLore]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :Q

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Tallgeese

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Did he seduce it with sugar cubes???

WIIIIILLLLLBBBUUUURRRRRRRRR!
*whinny*

*snicker* Nice.

 

[juiio]

Originally posted by: Wolverine27
Have you seen Mike Price?!? I don't think he has too many options...

Except his WIFE.

 

[conjur]

"That's a man, bay-bee!"

 

[propellerhead]

They fired Price for that?!

A former US President didn't even get a time-out for receiving oral sex from a chubby chick.

 

[Hoober]

Originally posted by: propellerhead
They fired Price for that?!

A former US President didn't even get a time-out for receiving oral sex from a chubby chick.

The President doesn't work for a university, though.

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

He got fired for that?