Lorena Bobbit died today...

[weirdichi]

car accident...











































some d!ck cut her off.



tasteless joke.. haha..

 

[Nutdotnet]

That is REALLY lame!

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

wrong thread

 

[Rallispec]

<< That is REALLY lame! >>



yeah, i agree.. it did make me laugh though, so i give it a thumbs up.

 

[tigerbait]

erf...erf...smerf

 

[aphex]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA, i thought it was funny...

 

[weirdichi]

well, this dropped like Monica Lewinsky did on Clinton..

 

[yakko]

haha

 

[b0mbrman]

Heh heh...jeez that's cheesy

 

[Yzzim]

bwuahahahahahaah

Some guy that comes into my store will LOVE this joke.

Thanks

 

[gtsukada]

i've heard that one before, but i still got a laugh from it

 

[veryape]

At least use your own material and not a joke that's been floating around the net for years.

 

[Amused]

Heh, I liked it.

And hey, Ape, who asked you?

 

[ThaGrandCow]

ROFL!! good one

 

[chibchakan]

Did she really die ?

 

[Valhalla1]

ahhhhaha..

 

[hooj]

<< Heh heh...jeez that's cheesy >>


but most funny

 

[MoMeanMugs]

<< Did she really die ? >>



Ut oh, looks like someone needs to call Captain Obvious to the scene!

 

[Miramonti]

Come and listen to my story of a man named John,
A poor ex-marine with a little fraction gone.
It seems one night after gettin' with his wife,
She lopped off his schlong with the swipe of a knife.

(Penis, that is)

(Clean cut, Missed his nuts)

Well, the next thing you know, there's a ginsu by his side,
And Lorena's in the car takin' Willie for a ride.
She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend,
And tossed him out the window as she came around the bend.

(Curve, that is)

(Pricker shrubs, Wheel hubs)

She went to the cops and confessed to the attack,
And they called out the hounds just to get his weanie back.
They sniffed and they barked and they pointed ``Over There,''
To John Wayne's Henry that was waving in the air.

(Found, that is)

(By a fence, Evidence)

Now Peter and John couldn't stay apart too long,
So the Dick Doc said, ``Hey, I can fix your Dong!''
``A needle and a thread is all you're gonna need.''
And the whole world waited 'til they heard that Johnny peed.

(Whizzed, that is)

(Even seam, Straight stream)

Well, he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court,
With a cock-eyed lawyer since his assets came up short.
They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape,
And his pecker was the only one they didn't show on tape.

(Video, that is)

(Unexposed, Case closed)

 

[MoMeanMugs]

LOL

 

[Zim Hosein]

LMAO jjsole

 

[Mitzi]

LOL @ jjsole

Who's Lorena Bobbit??

 

[sharkeeper]

Dear who???

Cheers!

 

[ATLien247]

<< Dear who???
Cheers! >>



Bwahahahaha!!! I remember when I first heard that on the Bob and Tom Show... still too funny!!!

 

[Spooner]

i still feel bad for the dude