An old lady is at her doctor for a routine checkup. She works up her courage to tell him about a problem which has been bothering her and finally stammers it out: She has a tremendous amount of gas. It could be worse though, she says gratefully; there's no sound or smell associated with her problem. Without batting an eye the doctor writes her a prescription and instructs her to take one pill a day for two weeks and to then come back and see him.
Two weeks later, back in his office and not quite happy, she says "Doc, I don't know what was in those pills but the smell is terrible now!" to which he responds "Great! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on that hearing"
Two weeks later, back in his office and not quite happy, she says "Doc, I don't know what was in those pills but the smell is terrible now!" to which he responds "Great! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on that hearing"
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