Looks like Angelina Jolie only got her dad's lips.

[dennilfloss]

The rest came from her mom, thank goodness.

Pic of Angie's parents.

http://www.harpersbazaar.com/cm/harpersbazaar/images/marcheline-bertrand-de-91307743.jpg

 

[MisterJackson]

She made out with her brother with those lips

 

[dennilfloss]

You mean these little kisses?

http://www.ballz.info/wp-content/up...d-james-haven-kiss-on-numerous-occasions1.jpg

 

[Nitemare]

The family that kisses together stays together.....wait... what?

 

[mmntech]

I always thought she was half black. That's what my mom kept telling me.

 

[KeithTalent]

I always thought she was half black. That's what my mom kept telling me.

Your Mom told me I was half black. :sneaky:

KT

 

[The Stig]

jon voight bit me!

 

[eits]

I always thought she was half black. That's what my mom kept telling me.

did your mom think obama was a muslim too?

 

[eits]

man, she looks so much like her mom, it's ridiculous

 

[dennilfloss]

man, she looks so much like her mom, it's ridiculous

Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?^_^

 

[NFS4]

I always thought she was half black. That's what my mom kept telling me.

Your mom is an idiot

 

[mmntech]

Your Mom told me I was half black. :sneaky:

KT

Dad, get off the forums.

 

[OutHouse]

jon voight bit me!

i dont get it...

 

[eits]

i dont get it...

you might be too young. it's from an extremely popular tv show from the 90s called "seinfeld".

 

[GuitarDaddy]

i dont get it...

Stupid Sienfield episode where George gets suckered into buying a junker used car that allegedly belonged to John V. What it has to do with this thread is beyond me

 

[moshquerade]

She made out with her brother with those lips

you are correct, but how do we know there's not more to it????

 

[Riceninja]

incest is wincest

 

[The Stig]

Stupid Sienfield episode where George gets suckered into buying a junker used car that allegedly belonged to John V. What it has to do with this thread is beyond me

Look at the picture the thread started with, Jon Voight is Angelina Jolie's father you stupid fuck

 

[Jeeebus]

Look at the picture the thread started with, Jon Voight is Angelina Jolie's father you stupid fuck

somebody needs a hug. Or a refill on his prozac.

 

[clamum]

Stupid Sienfield episode where George gets suckered into buying a junker used car that allegedly belonged to John V. What it has to do with this thread is beyond me

lulz, fail indeed.

 

[zerocool84]

Stupid Sienfield episode where George gets suckered into buying a junker used car that allegedly belonged to John V. What it has to do with this thread is beyond me

If you saw the episode it did belong to Jon Voit, it was just a different Jon Voit.

 

[UberNeuman]

jon voight bit me!

On the upside, you're driving his car...

 

[meltdown75]

k...

 

[geno]

Stupid Sienfield episode where George gets suckered into buying a junker used car that allegedly belonged to John V. What it has to do with this thread is beyond me

Quoted once more for lols

 

[eits]

Stupid Sienfield episode where George gets suckered into buying a junker used car that allegedly belonged to John V. What it has to do with this thread is beyond me

john voight...

jon voight = the actor = angelina jolie's dad = the guy with the lips in the op pic

john voight = dentist = not the actor

george = owned