- Jun 17, 2001
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I have always been a penis enthusiast since I was a little boy and I've always wanted a detachable penis. As I age, I'm starting to feel like, life is short, so why not live live and be happy?
My only problem is that I'm not rich and I'm not sure I can afford it. I am willing to make great sacrifices to own one, and I would like your thoughts. The detachable penis I wish to purchase is somewhere in the neighborhood of $30 to purchase new. I have $3 cash in ING savings and have an annual income of 60,000 zimbabwe dollars/ year. I am a partner at our family-owned sex shop which specializes in European dildos (2inPink1inStink, ItalianStallion, TheFrenchman, etc.). Our shop is managed by myself and my brother and we are doing VERY well.
I still live at home with my parents. I think I'd be able to swing a $1.50 payment each month if I really got a hold on my expenses. I spoke with the agent who offered me a used detachable penis for $22. I takled him down to $17. I'd be able to get into a 20 or 30 year loan which would get me into that $1 - $1.50 payment I need.
Do you think I should do it? My dream is to live out the best and healthiest years of my life with a detachable penis.
Thoughts?
Video of detachable penis
My only problem is that I'm not rich and I'm not sure I can afford it. I am willing to make great sacrifices to own one, and I would like your thoughts. The detachable penis I wish to purchase is somewhere in the neighborhood of $30 to purchase new. I have $3 cash in ING savings and have an annual income of 60,000 zimbabwe dollars/ year. I am a partner at our family-owned sex shop which specializes in European dildos (2inPink1inStink, ItalianStallion, TheFrenchman, etc.). Our shop is managed by myself and my brother and we are doing VERY well.
I still live at home with my parents. I think I'd be able to swing a $1.50 payment each month if I really got a hold on my expenses. I spoke with the agent who offered me a used detachable penis for $22. I takled him down to $17. I'd be able to get into a 20 or 30 year loan which would get me into that $1 - $1.50 payment I need.
Do you think I should do it? My dream is to live out the best and healthiest years of my life with a detachable penis.
Thoughts?
Video of detachable penis
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