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[V00D00]

wow... just wow.

 

[Coquito]

The staff at Turd Bird Express take their sh1t seriously.

Who didn't see that line coming?

 

[AnyMal]

WTF?????

 

[moshquerade]

B04-508 Grey Poopon
B04-511 Big Turd
B04-512 Black Fart
B04-526 Horse Pucky-Lucky
B04-517 Dawg Pyle
B04-536 Awe Schitt
B04-514 Bull Schitte
B04-510 Pyle O. Schitt
B04-500 G. Runt
B04-501 Lil´ Squirt
B04-542 Tinkle McDumps
B04-516 Chick N. Schitte
B04-521 Loose Turd
B04-502 Constipation
B04-503 We´ We´ Le Phew
B04-524 Noe Schitte-Sherlock
B04-509 Dee P. Schitte
B04-523 O. Schitte
B04-504 Dipp Schitte
B04-505 Stinky La Poop
B04-507 Holie Schitte
B04-541 Fifi Feces
B04-530 Scooter Tooter
B04-540 Texas Trotter

$20 - $35, and in this case crap is the mother of invention. i think this is some funny sh#t!

 

[JackRipper]

From the website:

"ORIGIN OF SHITe
Ever wonder where the word shite comes from? Well here it is. Certain types of manure used to be transported (as everything was years ago) by ship. In dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by-product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was discovered what was happening. After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "S.H.I.T" on them which meant to the sailors to "Ship High In Transit." In other words, high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane."