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Lager

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Yo so fat, you bleed gravy.

Yo so ugly, you went into a haunted house and came out with an application.


yo so fat, you sat in a train and said, where the rest of all going to sit.

You so stupid that you tripped ova a cordless phone!

:D ;)
 
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Jfrag Teh Foul

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ThaGrandCow

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Orsorum

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this always made me laugh.

Cheers!
Nate

<--- in the middle of writing a personal statement for law school AND the undergraduate business program, long story.
 
Nohr

Nohr

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Joke I heard earlier today:

So a guy goes to the drugstore, he says, "I need some condoms for my 11 year old daughter." Druggist says, "Your daughter's sexually active at age 11?"' He says, "Nah she just lies there like her mother."
 
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Jfrag Teh Foul

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Originally posted by: Nohr
Joke I heard earlier today:

So a guy goes to the drugstore, he says, "I need some condoms for my 11 year old daughter." Druggist says, "Your daughter's sexually active at age 11?"' He says, "Nah she just lies there like her mother."
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/snicker

/puke

LOL
 
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Amorphus

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Four Frenchmen drive off a cliff in a Cadillac. What's wrong with this picture?







A Cadillac seats 5.
 
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Amorphus

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luvly and OIKOS are in a race. Inadverdently, they crash, and both die. Who wins?









Humanity.
 
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Amorphus

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Close with a lame one:


Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

:p

That is all.

:wine::)
 
Zim Hosein

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: Amorphus
Four Frenchmen drive off a cliff in a Cadillac. What's wrong with this picture?

A Cadillac seats 5.
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Haha :D

Cheers Amorphus :beer:

 
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tm37

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Do you know what happened this week back in 1850?

California became a state.
The state had no electricity.
The State had no money
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gun fights in the streets.

So basically, it was just like California today,
only the women had real boobs then.
 
slightlyhuman

slightlyhuman

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ya momma so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus

ya momma so nasty she make rightguard go left

ya house so ragily i rang tha doorbell and ya momma stuck her head out the window and said "ding dong"
 
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MPankau

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Originally posted by: tm37
Do you know what happened this week back in 1850?

California became a state.
The state had no electricity.
The State had no money
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gun fights in the streets.

So basically, it was just like California today,
only the women had real boobs then.
Click to expand...


Gotta love booby parodies....

MP
 
alkemyst

alkemyst

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Spotted in ATOT Restroom: TeH funnAY iz in your HanD!@!@1212

ky&ouml; kin-y&ouml;bi desu!

double dots = long bars :)
 
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