looking for jive quotes from Airplane 2!

[Shelly21]

a coworker was spouting some quotes from Airplane 2 from the jive conversations. And I told him he misquoted.

But I don't have any proof other than watching the movie when I get home... and google has failed me today.

Anyone have the quotes handy?

 

[Bulk Beef]

Jiveman1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady, got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head! You Know?
Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE OR I WILL PUNCH HIM.
Jiveman2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!
Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT.
Jiveman1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say, I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol.
Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP BEING SORRY.
Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.
Subtitle: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE.
Jiveman1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac, lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.
Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE.
Together: Col' got to be! Yo!
Subtitle: HOW TRUE!
Together: Sheeeeeeet!
Subtitle: GOLLY.

Jiveman1: Bet babe, slide a piece a da porter, drink si' run th' java.
Subtitle: I WOULD LIKE THE STEAK PLEASE.
Jiveman2: Lookie here, I can dig grease and butter on some draggin' fruit garden.
Subtitle: I'LL HAVE THE FISH.

Jiveman2: Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Attndnt: Can I get you something?
Jiveman2: S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly.
Attndnt: I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jiveman1: Cutty say he cant hang.
Woman4: Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attndnt: Ohhhh, good.
Woman4: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Attndnt: Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.
Woman4: Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the` rebound a de medcide.
Jiveman2: What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.
Woman4: Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.

EDIT: Sheeeeet, man, this beloved patriot gave you the quotes from the first movie.

 

[RJ45]

your edit read like this:

Sheeeeet, this turkey slip'd you the lines o' da firs' flick.

 

[Bulk Beef]

I dig yo rap

 

[Shelly21]

Yo, I said Airplane 2! not 1.

 

[Shelly21]

Oh comeon! no one cares?

 

[Kojak]

Yo, I said Airplane 2! not 1

Cut d'man som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass foo'. :|

 

[royaldank]

There's actually only 2 or 3 lines of jive in the second one. I think one of them takes the stand and answers maybe two questions.

Real disappointing in that regard. I was hoping for a couple more jive scenes and the sequel just didn't have much. Half as much as the first movie, I'd say.

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: royaldank
There's actually only 2 or 3 lines of jive in the second one. I think one of them takes the stand and answers maybe two questions.

Real disappointing in that regard. I was hoping for a couple more jive scenes and the sequel just didn't have much. Half as much as the first movie, I'd say.

i think you're right. i only remember the court room part.

 

[Kojak]

The old lady talking jive in the first Airplane movie is June Cleaver (Leave it to Beaver's mom).