looking for a thread

[slightlyhuman]

Can remember the exact age but it was about how many little kids you could take in a fight. It had quite a bit of posts..

Any help?

 

[Oceandevi]

79

 

[Oceandevi]

80 is just 1 too many.

 

[Safeway]

I could probably take 100. Even if they dog pile you, one kick or punch to their 5-year-old face would be complete domination.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Ehh, over a hundred. Grab two kids, and use them as kid-chucks.

 

[slightlyhuman]

I'm looking for the actual thread...

 

[LS20]

depends, what nationality are they?

 

[Oceandevi]

Are they fat kids? If they are I could just run in circles and geometry wars them.

They should make a game like this with robot kids.

 

[lupi]

Ask uhohs.

 

[amish]

lots i would guess. you have to think that there could only be so many crowding you at one time so unless they got you down you should be ok. and if you hit a kid pretty much anywhere you have a good chance of breaking a bone. lets face it, if a kid breaks a bone he's going to be crying for mommy.

 

[Mallarddrake44]

well considering they call me bone crusher i think its safe to say i could probably take over 1000

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

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[waggy]

Originally posted by: amish
lots i would guess. you have to think that there could only be so many crowding you at one time so unless they got you down you should be ok. and if you hit a kid pretty much anywhere you have a good chance of breaking a bone. lets face it, if a kid breaks a bone he's going to be crying for mommy.

actually its pretty hard to break bone. you are not going to just break a bone on a hit.


but hitting a 5 yr old in the head with a closed fist is going to really cause a LOT of damage and scare the others.

 

[TallBill]

Well into the triple digits if not quadruple digits. Each hit would be lethal.

 

[ViviTheMage]

do we get weapons?

 

[lanielf]

They Call me KingKong , I could take OVER NINE THOUSAND !

 

[Mallarddrake44]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: amish
lots i would guess. you have to think that there could only be so many crowding you at one time so unless they got you down you should be ok. and if you hit a kid pretty much anywhere you have a good chance of breaking a bone. lets face it, if a kid breaks a bone he's going to be crying for mommy.

actually its pretty hard to break bone. you are not going to just break a bone on a hit.


but hitting a 5 yr old in the head with a closed fist is going to really cause a LOT of damage and scare the others.

dont underestimate the power of my bone crushing skillz...one hit is all it takes

 

[amddude]

What if they rush you? The first few sacrifice themselves as human shields, if one of them got you in the nuts...GG

 

[lanielf]

It's just about Fatigue in this case... the more you hit, the less strength you have left.

Depends on your age and combat ability

 

[TallBill]

waggy, remember how short they will be, especially for a tall guy like myself. Each kick to the head would be a one shot kill snapping their puny necks. And even massed together they dont really have any muscle power. Their only way to really kill you would be by somehow crushing your diaphram and neck at the same time.

 

[daveymark]

you'd start breaking their little necks for fun, breaking their backs over your knee, and gouging their eyes, and ripping out their larynxes but that would wear you down.

if they start biting your ankles it's all over

achilles heel ftl

the key is to find a move with the most stopping power that takes the least amount of energy

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: TallBill
waggy, remember how short they will be, especially for a tall guy like myself. Each kick to the head would be a one shot kill snapping their puny necks. And even massed together they dont really have any muscle power. Their only way to really kill you would be by somehow crushing your diaphram and neck at the same time.

sure you would do a LOT of damage. but doubtfull you will be breaking bones.

not saying they wouldnt be severly hurt or killed. i don't see many being able to break bones as easy as they are claiming.

 

[TallBill]

Either way, one shot and they'd be out of the fight, well their attacks would be mostly useless.

 

[lyssword]

this thread started out as funny and is now transitioning into weird

 

[James Bond]

Originally posted by: TallBill
waggy, remember how short they will be, especially for a tall guy like myself. Each kick to the head would be a one shot kill snapping their puny necks. And even massed together they dont really have any muscle power. Their only way to really kill you would be by somehow crushing your diaphram and neck at the same time.

I don't think you could get into quadrupedal digits, just because of the endurance factor alone. That's 1,000 neck-breaking kicks, assuming each one is a kill.