Looking for a joke about 2 salesmen

[Arkitech]

I have a presentation to give coming up soon and I'd like to open with a brief joke dealing with 2 salesmen. The goal of the presentation is using different approaches to accomplish a task. Anyone know of any salesman jokes that kinda fit that theme? Maybe where a younger salesman couldn't land the deal but the older one did something simple to make it work.



please no jokes about the 2 salesman and the farmer's daughter, if I told that one I'd be forcibly ejected from the building

 

[amdhunter]

Why did the 2 salesmen cross the road?

To accomplish a task.

 

[Markbnj]

The internet delivers...

http://www.jokesronus.com/types/salesman-jokes/

 

[SagaLore]

please no jokes about the 2 salesman and the farmer's daughter, if I told that one I'd be forcibly ejected from the building

What is that one? :hmm:

 

[Imp]

Two businessman share a room and get lonely being away from family for so long...

 

[Atomic Playboy]

So there's these two salesmen crawling through the desert...

 

[smackababy]

Two salesmen walk into a bar, the third one ducks. >_>

 

[SlitheryDee]

The internet delivers...

http://www.jokesronus.com/types/salesman-jokes/

"Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one salesperson called the office and said, "I'm returning on the next flight. Can't sell shoes here. Everybody goes barefoot."
At the same time the other salesperson sent an email to the factory, telling "The prospects are unlimited. Nobody wears shoes here!""


That one off of the page Markbnj posted seems to fit the criteria somewhat.

 

[Scarpozzi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9n11xtjZ3Y

 

[CrimsonWolf]

So there's these two salesmen crawling through the desert...

OP, you don't have a slide limit for the joke, do you?

 

[justoh]

What's the difference between a car salesman and a priest? A car salesman sells cars. A priest f**ks little boys.

 

[TeeJay1952]

https://www.google.com/search?q=jok...ome..69i57&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8

 

[GasX]

Two bulls sit atop a hill and look down at a herd of cows. The younger bull says to the older bull, "let's run down there and fuck a cow." The older bull replies, "Nah, let's walk down and fuck em all..."

 

[Newell Steamer]

Why were the 2 salesmen buried behind the hill?

Because they were dead.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

I'm sure there's some variation of "No, no, no, let's walk down the hill, and have sex with all of the cows."

 

[justoh]

How many salesmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It would probably only require one salesman to do that.

 

[Strk]

How about the one with two salesmen selling one cup?

 

[lozina]

Two salesman bet each other who can sell the most condoms. One salesman goes to the biggest rave full of young adults all drugged out, while the other goes to carnival full of kids and their parents. When it came time to compare results, the first salesman looked disappointed and said he only sold 100 - barely anyone at the rave uses condoms. The second salesman then smiles and said he sold 10,000. The first salesman looks shocked and demands to know how he sold so many condoms to little kids and their parents. The second salesman said he convinced the kids they were balloons.

 

[SSSnail]

One salesman was picking up a coffee mug, the other salesman said ”Put the fucking coffee down! Coffee is for closers”. :awe:

 

[Tweak155]

How many salesmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It would probably only require one salesman to do that.

Haha.

 

[Scotteq]

One salesman was picking up a coffee mug, the other salesman said ”Put the fucking coffee down! Coffee is for closers”. :awe:

Glenngarry, Glen Ross

 

[justoh]

Why do salesmen fake their orgasms? Because they want to give their partners the impression that they've climaxed.