Looking for a good speech topic (prizes!...possibly

[etalns]

anyone wanna help me?

preferably funny, but anything is fine as long as it can captivate an audience.

Possible prizes for incredibly good suggestions

 

[Bigred75]

what you associate with the color yellow....hehehe jk

 

[pyonir]

The duality of man.

 

[AreaCode707]

I once gave a farce of a how-to speech on how to write a love letter. Other's I've heard that were entertainingly memorable: "How to be a playa" and "How to drink da forty" (points: selecting da forty, cracking da forty, drinking da forty, feeling da forty).

 

[yoda291]

Here'e one from when I was younger. Pop Tarts = global warming. I have a pornography = global warming one too, but I'm not sure it'd be appropriate. Heck, you can pretty much blame anything on anything so you can always do, yoda is single because of mass conspiracy to keep him poor and alone.

 

[MikeMike]

why microsoft is the suckith

whylinux rules

things assciated with pickles

Iraq

fragging

 

[FacelessNobody]

One of my best speeches ever (I think it was one of my best) was on Pinky and the Brain.

 

[etalns]

shameful bump

 

[LSUfan]

the art of keeping your audience awake during a speech

 

[BigJelly]

You could do a speech on who is more hypocritical: people for aboration and against the death penalty or prolifers for the death penalty.

 

[shiner]

Women: Can they be more than just sex toys?

 

[Keego]

what type of speech is it?

 

[BigJelly]

I also made an essay for my english class in highschool that the idea of language is communication; therefore, the idea of a good writer is not to make it sound nice but to make it understandable for everyone. But hey im a deep thinker and have a small vocabulary so this came naturally for me.

 

[etalns]

well, it needs to be a speech about anything for English...within limits (nothing derogatory)

Need to do 5 minutes, and captivate my audience for the whole time to get good on presentaiton, but also want something juicy.

 

[shiner]

Onions: They taste like America used to.

 

[BigJelly]

Originally posted by: Qosis
well, it needs to be a speech about anything for English...within limits (nothing derogatory)

Need to do 5 minutes, and captivate my audience for the whole time to get good on presentaiton, but also want something juicy.

Then use my second idea on the english language, i think it is a very nice idea and it throws the teacher a curve ball.

 

[Raiden256]

Bush: Why the hell can't he pronounce NU-CLE-AR? (Hey, it's English-related!)

 

[etalns]

purr

 

[etalns]

it doesn't have to be related to english the language, I mean it's for English the class.

 

[Tripleshot]

Go see Two Towers and explain the metaphors you spot in the story. Goodfor 5 minutes easy,and you will entertained as well.

 

[DoNotDisturb]

american idol.

 

[BigJelly]

Originally posted by: Tripleshot
Go see Two Towers and explain the metaphors you spot in the story. Goodfor 5 minutes easy,and you will entertained as well.

BEST IDEA EVER

 

[SirChadwick]

MEMORIZE THIS AND YOU'RE GOLDEN!

 

[BigJelly]

Originally posted by: Tripleshot
Go see Two Towers and explain the metaphors you spot in the story. Goodfor 5 minutes easy,and you will entertained as well.

Like the littlest person can make a huge difference....












especially if he has big feet

 

[JetBlack69]

History of the word <INSERT SWEAR WORD HERE>

What type of speech? Informative? Persuasive? Commemorative?