Look what's in my trunk!

wedi42

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it looks like the release handle might glow in the dark, why don't you get in the trunk and find out
 

Accipiter22

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Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
So, according to that little pictograph, your trunk has an ejection seat?

lol that's what I thought. I like how it looks like the guy got catapulted out.
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I think it's a new-ish safety standard or something.

gangsters and kidnappers will be pissed now! they'll have to kill their victims before they put them in the trunk or it have to do more work to prevent the victm from opening the latch
 
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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I think it's a new-ish safety standard or something.

gangsters and kidnappers will be pissed now! they'll have to kill their victims before they put them in the trunk or it have to do more work to prevent the victm from opening the latch

Modern cars lack the trunk space required for the easy transport of bodies, anyway.

Not that I know from experience or anything. :eek:
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I think it's a new-ish safety standard or something.

gangsters and kidnappers will be pissed now! they'll have to kill their victims before they put them in the trunk or it have to do more work to prevent the victm from opening the latch

I've just been chopping off their hands before I stick 'em in the trunk.
 

K1052

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Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I think it's a new-ish safety standard or something.

gangsters and kidnappers will be pissed now! they'll have to kill their victims before they put them in the trunk or it have to do more work to prevent the victm from opening the latch

Modern cars lack the trunk space required for the easy transport of bodies, anyway.

Not that I know from experience or anything. :eek:

Get me a hardtop with a decent engine and make sure it's got a big trunk.
 

herm0016

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i have a 2 body trunk with no pull handle. i love my oldsmobile. (always keep a nice steel shovel handy back there too) for the snow.....::shifty eyes::
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I think it's a new-ish safety standard or something.

gangsters and kidnappers will be pissed now! they'll have to kill their victims before they put them in the trunk or it have to do more work to prevent the victm from opening the latch

Modern cars lack the trunk space required for the easy transport of bodies, anyway.

Not that I know from experience or anything. :eek:

my car is a 2004 and it has plenty of trunk space to transport a body...
 

Accipiter22

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Originally posted by: herm0016
i have a 2 body trunk with no pull handle. i love my oldsmobile. (always keep a nice steel shovel handy back there too) for the snow.....::shifty eyes::

ah, my old olds could also fit 2 in the trunk, and there was no safety handle. Heck i could barely ever get it open from the outside.
 

lozina

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Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I think it's a new-ish safety standard or something.

gangsters and kidnappers will be pissed now! they'll have to kill their victims before they put them in the trunk or it have to do more work to prevent the victm from opening the latch

Modern cars lack the trunk space required for the easy transport of bodies, anyway.

Not that I know from experience or anything. :eek:

have you seen volkswagen passat's trunk?
 
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Originally posted by: lozina
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I think it's a new-ish safety standard or something.

gangsters and kidnappers will be pissed now! they'll have to kill their victims before they put them in the trunk or it have to do more work to prevent the victm from opening the latch

Modern cars lack the trunk space required for the easy transport of bodies, anyway.

Not that I know from experience or anything. :eek:

have you seen volkswagen passat's trunk?

Yes, but I don't want to have to be towed to the dump site.
 

hanoverphist

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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I think it's a new-ish safety standard or something.

gangsters and kidnappers will be pissed now! they'll have to kill their victims before they put them in the trunk or it have to do more work to prevent the victm from opening the latch

gangstas would be driving custom rides. they dont have these releases in a 64 impala :p