vi_edit, surely you are kidding?
<< I propose prison reform. This will be as follows:
Prison cells will be made smaller. I would set this to approximately 1/2 of their average current size. >>
They are already small, any smaller and they will go insane and then what is the point of prison? Prison is to allow people to lament on their actions and become something positive to society, not rot away in a jail cell.
<< Prisoners kept in their cells 24/7 (i.e. NEVER leaving their cell during incarceration). >>
Even 1 year in a cell will cause a person to die. You simply can't live like that all scrunched up. They will get out of jail absolutely insane and really hunched over!
<< Prisoners will only be fed bread and butter. >>
Insanity once again. Also, that does NOT contain many necessary vitamins and minerals to sustain life.
<< NO contact with ANY other human being during incarceration. >>
Insanity again.
<< NO TV, medical care, or entertainment of any sort. >>
Insanity, insanity, insanity. Okay, maybe don't give them TV, but give them book or something so they can maybe become educated while being in jail.
<< NO sunlight will penetrate a prison cell. >>
Oh cool, so make them blind and insane, nice.
<< Disobedient or rebellious prisoners can be beaten by the guards as punishment. >>
They already are if absolutely necessary. They stick em in solitary confinement if necessary.
<< ANY inmate that attempts to escape will be executed on site. >>
Will be executed on site? That makes no sense, if someone is attempting to escape, they aren't gonna say, "Oh drat, they saw me, now I guess I have to get killed," and submit themselves. You have to catch them first.
Basically, prison is NOT a place to go insane, it is a place where one can think about their actions and try to become something positive for society! It's not a place to be tortured and go insane!
This guy is (hopefully) just joking.