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Long term value of condom?

Where's the joke?

Here's a stupid one for the time being,
What do you call 365 used condoms?

A good year.

It sucks, I know.
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Can anyone here comment about the long term ownership of a condom vs the usual natural way? It seems to me that a condom is substantially inferior in terms of value and desirability. Plus I have concerns about over a long term period, if a condom gets ratty or damaged, it's hard renovate or rebuild.
.....
most of the ones in the LA area were first used in the 1970s, 80s. They seem to be ok for now, but who knows about tacking on another 10 years. I mean if I buy one soon, the idea of owning a condom that's 40, 50 year old ten years down the line just seems like a bad idea.
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?Fixed?
 
Originally posted by: KK
Where's the joke?

Here's a stupid one for the time being,
What do you call 365 used condoms?

A good year.

It sucks, I know.
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Either that, or the wretched year during which you never sat.
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: KK
Where's the joke?

Here's a stupid one for the time being,
What do you call 365 used condoms?

A good year.

It sucks, I know.
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No, that my friend is a GREAT YEAR!
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Ah, he flubbed the joke.

"What do you call 365 used rubbers?"

"A Good Year"

Get it. Good year. And "Goodyear" - like the tire company? Haha.
 
Originally posted by: dderidex
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: KK
Where's the joke?

Here's a stupid one for the time being,
What do you call 365 used condoms?

A good year.

It sucks, I know.
Click to expand...

No, that my friend is a GREAT YEAR!
Click to expand...

Ah, he flubbed the joke.

"What do you call 365 used rubbers?"

"A Good Year"

Get it. Good year. And "Good Year" - like the tire company? Haha.
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That joke is older than a primogenitor condoms.
 
Actually, come to thing of, there are probably dozens of condom jokes. Cause, ya know, they cover a very popular topic.
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: dderidex
Actually, come to thing of, there are probably dozens of condom jokes. Cause, ya know, they cover a very popular topic.
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Badda boom, badda BING!

<rimshot>
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That one took a minute to sink in.

<rimshot>
 
Originally posted by: KK
Where's the joke?

Here's a stupid one for the time being,
What do you call 365 used condoms?

A good year.

It sucks, I know.
Click to expand...

A good year?

A fantastic year! 😀
 
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