lola is such a great song

ActuaryTm

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Originally posted by: Nik
Was Lola a showgirl? Did she have yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there?
Fixed.

Because sadly, I know the lyrics.
 
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Lola

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Originally posted by: Nik
Was Lola a showgirl? Did she have yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there?
Fixed.

Because sadly, I know the lyrics.

and whats so sad about that? its a great freakin song albeit a bit sad.
 

desk

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Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Originally posted by: Nik
Was Lola a showgirl? Did she have yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there?
Fixed.

Because sadly, I know the lyrics.

and whats so sad about that? its a great freakin song albeit a bit sad.


i refuse to have my thread be hijacked by fanilows! get out!

except for you lola...we can drink champagne and dance all night, under electric candlelight.
 

UNCjigga

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Dec 12, 2000
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Am I the only one who thought you were talking about 'Lola's Theme' by Shape:UK?
 

ActuaryTm

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Originally posted by: LolaWiz
and whats so sad about that? its a great freakin song albeit a bit sad.
Indeed it is.

Unfortunately, my nearly unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality can now be questioned.
 

nakedfrog

No Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
and whats so sad about that? its a great freakin song albeit a bit sad.
Indeed it is.

Unfortunately, my nearly unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality can now be questioned.

I hereby question your heterosexuality :p
Wanna spoon?
 

Kadarin

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Nov 23, 2001
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Originally posted by: Dedpuhl
Yoda is better.

Obligatory lyrics:

I met him in a swamp down in dagoba
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S o d a, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said yoda
Y o d a, yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, I?ve been around, but I ain?t never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he?s wrinkled and green
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, I?m not dumb, but I can?t understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
And I?ve never ever been a jedi before
But obi wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, go to yoda and he?ll show you the force

Well I?m not the kind that would argue with ben
So it looks like I?m gonna start all over again
With my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

So I used the force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
Well, I won?t forget what yoda said

He said, luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the force be your guide
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

I know darth vader?s really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you?ll be unemployed
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I?m gonna have to leave yoda, I guess
But I know that I?ll be coming back some day
I?ll be playing this part ?till I?m old and gray

The long-term contract that I had to sign
Says I?ll be making these movies till the end of time
With my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Originally posted by: Nik
Was Lola a showgirl? Did she have yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there?
Fixed.

Because sadly, I know the lyrics.

Tim, you fell into my trap perfectly. See, while one may be threatened to relinquish one's ManCard for knowing the song, I have escaped feminine persecution. By providing incorrect lyrics (albeit not dissimilar lyrics), I am able to retain said ManCard while still conveying the intended point.

All that is left to do is for some poor sap to come along and needlessly correct the lyrics for me so that HIS ManCard must be relinquished whilst I reign champion, victor, beloved on high, most worthy, and so forth.

To you, dear chap, do I toast to the spoils of gullibilityousness.

:beer: