Lol, you must check this out:

Tauren

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I skimmed through a few and thought it was great. I'll definately have to spend a little time reading more.
 

iamwiz82

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<< Tech Support: &quot;How much RAM do you have in the computer?&quot;
Customer: &quot;32 megs.&quot;
Tech Support: &quot;Are you using any RAM doubling software?&quot;
Customer: &quot;Yes.&quot;
Tech Support: &quot;So you have 16 megs of actual, physical RAM?&quot;
Customer: &quot;No. I have 8 megs. I installed [a RAM expanding product], and that gave me 16. I liked it so much I went out and got [another RAM expanding product]. So now I have 32.&quot;
>>




LOL
 

myputer

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I loved that! Especially the stupid tech people, that's how I feel when i am dealing with my cable company.

When I was at GF's house I called my husband and asked him to send me my ip over AIM. I told him go to the window with her name, then right click in it and send me the ip. So I hung up the phone and we were waiting for the message, it never came. So I called him back and asked him didn't you send that. He said honey I WROTE click in the window but nothing happened, there was dead silence on the phone, until GF and I bursted out laughing! We were laughing so hard we we're crying.
 

crab

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geez
this is really ticking me off...I have showed you people that place a few times...no comments, nothing. Now you act like its a new and cool thing...I'm sorry but I feel like i'm a waste of space and i'm wasting my time.
 

PhaZe

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Hey voodoo, hows it going.....have you made anymore uhhhh home made movies?
:p
 

VoodooExtreme

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<< Hey voodoo, hows it going.....have you made anymore uhhhh home made movies? >>



Yep, alot of them... But I'm keeping them to myself ;)
 

PhaZe

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boooooooooo, I just got DSL to....
upload some entertainment
hahah

j/k
:p
 

VoodooExtreme

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*hehe* Nop ;)

Btw, how did u remember that I had a dv-camera?
It was like 2month or more that I posted that little clip ;)

U got a great memory *lol*
 

Bluga

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haahahaha

Customer: &quot;I installed Windows 98 on my computer, and it doesn't work.&quot;

Tech Support: &quot;Ok, what happens when you turn on your computer?&quot;

Customer: &quot;Boy, are you listening? I said it doesn't work.&quot;

Tech Support: &quot;Well, what happens when you TRY to turn it on?&quot;

Customer: &quot;Look, I'm not a computer person. Talk regular English, not this computer talk, ok?&quot;

Tech Support: &quot;Ok, let's assume your computer is turned off, and you just sat down in front of it, and want to use it. What do you do?&quot;

Customer: &quot;Don't talk like I'm stupid, boy. I turn it on.&quot;
Tech Support: &quot;And then what happens?&quot;

Customer: &quot;What do you mean?&quot;

Tech Support: &quot;Does anything appear on your monitor? I mean, the TV part.&quot;

Customer: &quot;The same thing I saw last time I tried.&quot;

Tech Support: &quot;And that is what?&quot;

Customer: &quot;Are you sure you know what you're doing?&quot;

Tech Support: &quot;Yes, sir. What is on your screen?&quot;

Customer: &quot;A bunch of little pictures.&quot;

Tech Support: &quot;Ok, in the upper left corner, do you see 'My Computer'.&quot;

Customer: &quot;No, all I see is that little red circle thing with the chunk out of it.&quot;

Tech Support: &quot;You mean an apple?&quot;

Customer: &quot;I guess it kind of looks like an apple.&quot;

Then it took me fifteen minutes to convince him that he had a Mac. Even after showing him &quot;About this Macintosh.&quot; I spent another fifteen minutes trying to convince him that Windows 98 wouldn't work on his Mac. He said it should work because Windows 98 is for PCs, and he had a PowerPC. I think he's still trying to get it to read that CD, because I never could convince him.