LOL...wow, I guess there is a market for everything

ElFenix

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i guess you don't listen to sports talk radio.
 

aplefka

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So wait, you put this on so your doc thinks you have a bigger dick? What about when you need to get physicals?
 

oogabooga

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i think the idea is you use it to pass tests for foreign substances.. but if you want to wear it as a extendoschlong, i guess that's cool too.
 

SSP

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Originally posted by: aplefka
So wait, you put this on so your doc thinks you have a bigger dick? What about when you need to get physicals?

Swish!

Right over your head. :p
 

Ronstang

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Originally posted by: aplefka
So wait, you put this on so your doc thinks you have a bigger dick? What about when you need to get physicals?

No, drugie losers use this to pass a drug test to get a job, and maybe their sorry asses wear them all the time just in case of a random check....HAHAHAHAHA.
 

aircooled

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I just want a long tube to pee while I'm driving, just dont want to drill a hole in the car's floor......
 

paulney

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Originally posted by: Ronstang
No, drugie losers use this

I had to reread this three times

First, I thought you used Clockwork Orange slang
Than I thought you substituted one word for Russian
Finally I read it as 'druggie' which is what you probably wanted to type


 

Ronstang

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Originally posted by: paulney
Originally posted by: Ronstang
No, drugie losers use this

I had to reread this three times

First, I thought you used Clockwork Orange slang
Than I thought you substituted one word for Russian
Finally I read it as 'druggie' which is what you probably wanted to type

Yeah. I meant druggie losers, this keyboard is getting a little old and the keys stick sometimes and you don't actually type the letter.
 

rmrf

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Originally posted by: Ronstang
Originally posted by: paulney
Originally posted by: Ronstang
No, drugie losers use this

I had to reread this three times

First, I thought you used Clockwork Orange slang
Than I thought you substituted one word for Russian
Finally I read it as 'druggie' which is what you probably wanted to type

Yeah. I meant druggie losers, this keyboard is getting a little old and the keys stick sometimes and you don't actually type the letter.

you know that's not why the keys stick...
 

platinumike

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why does the guy have a hardhat on? is their a construction guy drug sterotype i dont know about?
 

Ronstang

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Originally posted by: rmrf
Originally posted by: Ronstang
Originally posted by: paulney
Originally posted by: Ronstang
No, drugie losers use this

I had to reread this three times

First, I thought you used Clockwork Orange slang
Than I thought you substituted one word for Russian
Finally I read it as 'druggie' which is what you probably wanted to type

Yeah. I meant druggie losers, this keyboard is getting a little old and the keys stick sometimes and you don't actually type the letter.

you know that's not why the keys stick...

Well, that is why mine sticks. It is like the plastic is rubbing agianst itself sometime.