lol! Vin Diesel wanted on felony charge...and has hair!

tcsenter

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Ok, tell me this guy doesn't look exactly like Vin Diesel with hair, especially the Vin Diesel as he looked in the 'Fast and the Furious' days.

Go to this page and scroll down to the photo of "Joseph Jackson Kling".

HA! :p
 

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Sorry to be a bubble burster, but I don't really see the resemblance.
 

tcsenter

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lol! Are you guys looking at the right picture? He's not the black guy!

* Felony Warrant

Joseph Jackson Kling, 26, is wanted on a felony, $50,000 warrant for grand theft; a felony, $25,000 warrant for drug charges and a misdemeanor, $2,500 warrant for drug charges. <---- this guy

You have to envision Vin Diesel with that hair, or envision this guy with a shaved head, but yeah he looks exactly like Vin Diesel. Really? You don't see it?

Oh well, there were people who swore that the Wall Street Journal reporter kidnapped and murdered in Pakistan looked nothing like Tim Allen, either, and his photo looked so much like Tim Allen that Tim Allen said he was stunned.
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bernse

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Besides, everyone knows Vin Diesel is too busy filming gay porn to commit felonies.

;)
 

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The first picture ("Madeline") looks about as much like Vin Diesel as the second picture does. :p
 

LeeTJ

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he resembles vin diesel as much as any goofy white boy w/ a goatee.

is this some kind of racial joke against white people?? you people all look the same to me type of thing??

btw, i was just kidding.

for real tho, he looks NOTHING like vin diesel.
 

tcsenter

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Ok, now we have a situation paralleling the Princeton Conformity studies, where because the overwhelming majority of people said he doesn't look like Vin Diesel, even if future persons did find a resemblence, they wouldn't admit it but would instead join in with the majority. DERN IT! :p
 

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Originally posted by: tcsenter
Ok, now we have a situation paralleling the Princeton Conformity studies, where because the overwhelming majority of people said he doesn't look like Vin Diesel, even if future persons did find a resemblence, they wouldn't admit it but would instead join in with the majority. DERN IT! :p

highly unlikely that people would see the resembelance.. when was the last time you got your eyes checked.. :p