LOL, Total Recall...

El Guaraguao

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Im watching Total Recall, and realized that in these days, its a comedy.

Lets take the scene when Douglas Quaid first went to visit Melina. The music that played in the club sounded like something out of Final Fight soundtrack. I loled. How bout you?
 

HannibalX

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Still a great flick. One of the last movies that wasn't destroyed by CGI.

Just imagine if Michael Bay made Total Recall in 2009 - it would suck ass.
 

meltdown75

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i seem to recall an old lady grabbing at that briefcase, and yelling, "FUCK YOU YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!"

i lol'd at that back in the day. that was the bitchiest, most badass old lady i had ever seen.

although it might have been from another Swarzenegger flick
 

Kaervak

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Get your ass to Mars!

In our CPR class last week one of the infant mannequins looked like Quato. "Turn on the reactor!" That was a fun night. :D


Oh cool, it's on Sci-Fi HD. :)
 
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DVad3r

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Yea bro, those old skool movies kick ass. I laugh at them too nowadays but when they first came out it was the most serious/action packed movie ever. It's weird cause I don't think they will ever find action guys like Arnold, Van Damme, Chuck Norris, Segal, etc.
 

PottedMeat

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Im watching Total Recall, and realized that in these days, its a comedy.

Aren't most of Verhoeven's movies like this? Robocop, Total Recall, Starship Troopers. A great mix of comedy, violence, gore, profanity, and social commentary.

Melina: Hello, Hauser. Still bulging, I see.
[rubs his deltoid, then grabs his crotch]
Melina: What you been feeding this thing?
Douglas Quaid: Blondes.
Melina: I think it's still hungry

Douglas Quaid: Cohaagen giff deez peeple air!

Douglas Quaid: See you at the party, Richter!

Benny: Hey, man, I got five kids to feed!
[Quaid hands him a wad of cash]
Douglas Quaid: Take them to the dentist.

LOL @ chick with three knockers
 

shortylickens

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Im watching Total Recall, and realized that in these days, its a comedy.

Lets take the scene when Douglas Quaid first went to visit Melina. The music that played in the club sounded like something out of Final Fight soundtrack. I loled. How bout you?
So were Robocop and Showgirls and Starship Troopers. But I think you have to be Dutch to get the joke.
 

marincounty

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Richter: I want that fucker dead!
Helm: I don't blame you, man. I wouldn't want a guy like Quaid porkin' my old lady.
Richter: You saying she likes it?
Helm: No, I'm sure she hated every minute of it.

I love this movie.
 

JulesMaximus

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Yea bro, those old skool movies kick ass. I laugh at them too nowadays but when they first came out it was the most serious/action packed movie ever. It's weird cause I don't think they will ever find action guys like Arnold, Van Damme, Chuck Norris, Segal, etc.

Hahaha, I saw 'Jaws' in the theaters when it came out. I'm old enough to be your father!!!
 

aigomorla

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hey dont make fun of our Governor like that.. :X
 

StageLeft

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I thought sharon was so hot in that.

EDIT: I just looked at some google pics. I thought that because she was, damn, still fine even for 80's!
 

CPA

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Name me one, just one, other movie where a character has 3 boobs. You can't. Therefore, Total Recall is awesome.