LOL @ this eBay'er wanting to get over on one of my auctions :-)

[NFS4]

Hello, Im an experienced website designer and I would like to make you an offer. Im really interested in getting an LCD Monitor. Im wondering if you would be interested in exchanging your item for a full website design. To see work Ive done, please check out the portfolio section on my website (evan-interactive.com). I understand that other fees such as hosting, domain registration, etc might throw you off, so I have put together a package that will eliminate that problem. Please visit the following URL to see the package (evan-interactive.com/package.html). That is what I am offering you in exchange for your item. I will set everything up for you. This is over a $1300 value and definitely worth it. This is not a scam or Spam, I am a real person and this is a real offer =0). Please consider it and get back to me as soon as you can. Also, I would really appreciate it if you could go to my website and click on the banner at the bottom of the page. It helps pays the bills. =0) Thank-You.

Yeah right sucker!

 

[KLin]

At least he didn't say he was a nigerian prince

 

[Drakkon]

that must be one helluva website for $1500 :-O

 

[cjgallen]

I'd do a website design for some Taco Bell right about now . . .

 

[aircooled]

what kind of LCD you selling? PM me the auction link or details if you'd like. I might be in the market for one.

 

[ToeStub]

I hope your new website comes with builtin BJ's.

 

[notfred]

Hahaha, he offers you $5/year worth of web hosting, and then if you look at his "potfolio" he has a buch of designs that he bought from one of those template sites for $20. They're not even real businesses.

Tell him you'll give him $15 for his crappy services.

 

[sniperruff]

look at this

"WHERE WE TURN YOU?RE ?EXISTING? GLASS INTO ARMOR !"

wow he can't even spell. just reply "i cannot accept you're offer"