LOL - Stupidest scam E-Mail yet

[Xylitol]

Dearest in the lord, My name is Mrs. Kathrine Fishers I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to you and your church. I am 63 years old and I was diagnosed with cancer about 9 years ago immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for. I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to the you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband's hard earned funds in an ungodly way. Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and I believe he has because He is a merciful God. I decided to WILL/donate the sum of ?6,500,000(Six million Five hundred thousand British Pounds sterling) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privileged and also for the assistance of the widows with part of the fund. I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my relatives are around me because my health status. The security & finance company will arrange the transfer of the fund once I authorize them to do so and that would be when I hear from you. I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the fund well and always extend the good work to others. Your timely response will be awaited via Email: kris_fishers@yahoo.com Regards, Mrs. Kathrine Fishers

:roll:

 

[Epic Fail]

we turned off topic to spam? yum

 

[Soundmanred]

How dare you say this is spam!
This poor dying woman is pouring her heart and soul out to you and you make fun of her?!
ALL SHE WANTS IS A TIMELY RESPONSE! Give a dying woman that much respect!!
I just thank the Lord above that it's in Pounds Sterling and not just regular ol' Pounds.
If her relatives weren't around her and she could recieve calls, I would call her and tell her how mean you are.

 

[Epic Fail]

Originally posted by: Soundmanred
How dare you say this is spam!
This poor dying woman is pouring her heart and soul out to you and you make fun of her?!
ALL SHE WANTS IS A TIMELY RESPONSE! Give a dying woman that much respect!!
I just thank the Lord above that it's in Pounds Sterling and not just regular ol' Pounds.
If her relatives weren't around her and she could recieve calls, I would call her and tell her how mean you are.

I eat your post with salt and pepper, yum!

 

[grohl]

DIAF email losers

 

[jagec]

Huh. I wonder at what point they get money out of you...I suppose after they send a fake cashier's check, they ask for some back to cover "funeral expenses"?

 

[xeemzor]

Originally posted by: jagec
Huh. I wonder at what point they get money out of you...I suppose after they send a fake cashier's check, they ask for some back to cover "funeral expenses"?

Who would be dumb enough to try and deposit a check for 6,500,000 pounds in the first place?

 

[Rastus]

Obviously real. If it was a scam it would be in American dollars instead of British pounds. I suggest you go for it.

 

[mobobuff]

Katherine Fishers! That's too much irony to be fake!