LOL straight out of South Park

JS80

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Anti-aging treatments -- using stem cells harvested from human fetuses

She doesn't care if the treatment is expensive, involves babies and is so controversial that it is not allowed to be performed in this country - among her well-heeled friends, this is the ultimate new elixir of youth.

The attractive brunette has opted for a controversial stem- cell therapy where umbilical cord tissue from new-born babies will be injected into her body.

OK not quite Christopher Reeves sucking fetuses, but you have to ask, what next?

WHERE'S HACK-MAN!?!?!
 

Baked

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Dec 28, 2004
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Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and R Kelly coming outta the closet?
 

Eeezee

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Why do people care if all of the stem cells come from umbilical cords? They were literally just throwing them away before. This should not be controversial at all. The people who protest this are assholes.
 

Baked

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Originally posted by: JS80
Originally posted by: Baked
Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and R Kelly coming outta the closet?

Are you telling me they're still inside?!?!

In RL or in SP, 'cause I don't think they came outta the closet in the SP episode. I'll have to watch it again tonight.
 

GasX

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I don't think the cost of vanity should ever be limited. The more expensive, ludicrous and untested the therapy the better!