LOL! "Rock delivery" gone bad

blinblue

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That was pretty good. I'm surprised he didn't do something with the phrase "will take off you hands for free." I wouldn't let someone take off my hands for pretty much any amount of money, I like my hands
 

DesiPower

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lol, epic

no another one...

You don't have to shit in the sink, it is just an option. You can also shit out the window, or shit in a bucket next to the window and dump it out the window. There is an Indian restaurant that backs up to the alley, so it already smells like shit down there.

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edro

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I was laughing so hard I was in tears.

I loved this part:
I realize you must be upset about your shed, so if you like, we can deliver another 4 tons of rocks as our way of apologizing for the shed.
Mike

From brad ******** to Me:
NO DICKHEAD WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT MORE ROCKS???
 

IndyColtsFan

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I think this is probably my favorite one. The "disguised weapons" one was pretty damn funny but what makes this great is the guy's reaction.
 

MarkXIX

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I don't even need to do situps when we read this website because I laugh so hard my abs hurt the next day.

Unfortunately, the site is blocked at work. Will have to read at home.
 

ballmode

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I ran into Jeff Saturday this weekend, I asked him if football was happening in the fall and he shook his head no :(