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TallBill

TallBill

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Sooo... 7 Miller High Life drafts later and 17 miles an hour over the speed limit, Bob gets pulled over. No insurance card, temporary registration, and a chewed up license with the wrong address. I flash the military ID, share some war stories, and i'm on my way :) Best part though is that someone magically picked up my tab at the bar. Booyah!
 
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actually my first time drinking high life.. was decent stuff :p dollar drafts too.. not that i paid for it. :p
 
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SammyBoy

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as cool as you are, and you undoubtably are cool, driving while intoxicated isn't something I'd be proud of, or share.

You can say you weren't drunk, you sobered up, 7 beers isn't anything to you, but the fact that you had to write a story about it meant you know you shouldn't have been driving, and you're fixin to get your tall ass kicked by fat sam.
 
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MrAwesome

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Originally posted by: SammyBoy
as cool as you are, and you undoubtably are cool, driving while intoxicated isn't something I'd be proud of, or share.

You can say you weren't drunk, you sobered up, 7 beers isn't anything to you, but the fact that you had to write a story about it meant you know you shouldn't have been driving, and you're fixin to get your tall ass kicked by fat sam.
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preach on playa.
 
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Spoooon

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My dad gets out of tickets by virtue of his ~23 years in the Air Force. :)
He somehow ends up chatting up the policemen or state troopers that pull him over. They talk for like 30 minutes and are on a first name basis when they part ways.
 
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TallBill

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lol, i weigh 210, and the drinks were over 4 hours.... i highly doubt that i woulda been legally drunk, or even close. I was pulled over for just going to fast because i was in a hurry to get home.

the story had nothin to do with "being drunk" becuase i wasn't even close. it was just that i got away with speeding because of being in the military. jeesh!
 
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TallBill

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Originally posted by: Spoooon
My dad gets out of tickets by virtue of his ~23 years in the Air Force. :)
He somehow ends up chatting up the policemen or state troopers that pull him over. They talk for like 30 minutes and are on a first name basis when they part ways.
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See, that was more of the story i was going for :p
 
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Spoooon

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According to the BAC calculator I just used, you would be at ~.05.

It seems like it'd be worth joining the military just for the fringe benefit of getting out of speeding tickets.
 
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legal limit is .08 here.. so all you preachers wank off! :p i was merely speeding :D shouldn't have even mentioned alcohol.. and spoooon, i keep finding more and more benefits.. how old are ya? we can get you signed up:p
 
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lol, the cop kept asking if i just got back from overseas... he was misunderstanding that i just got back from basic.. hence all my car info being messed up.
 
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SammyBoy

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I personally get out of speeding tickets by being charming :)

I've only gotten pulled over 2x, both for 80 in a 65. First was by a connecticut cop, and connecticut cops are EVIL. But sorry buddy, my wallet was stolen and I didnt have any ID, lol. So the only way he could have given me a ticket would have been to bring me down to the station and hold me there til my parents got back from canada to bring my ID. Lot of work for a 15 over.

2nd time was a couple weeks ago by a vermont trooper. He saw a hunting knife type thing in my glove compartment when I pulled out my registration, so he asked me to get out of the car and frisked me, then searched the whole car for like 10 minutes, then I got another verbal warning.

I am the nasty!
 
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Encryptic

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Originally posted by: SammyBoy
I personally get out of speeding tickets by being charming :)
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Charming? Is that your euphemism for offering the cop a BJ if he lets you go without a ticket? ;)
 
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Spoooon

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Originally posted by: TallBill
legal limit is .08 here.. so all you preachers wank off! :p i was merely speeding :D shouldn't have even mentioned alcohol.. and spoooon, i keep finding more and more benefits.. how old are ya? we can get you signed up:p
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No thanks. :) I'm toiling away in grad school, working on my masters.
 
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dxkj

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Originally posted by: TallBill
Sooo... 7 Miller High Life drafts later and 17 miles an hour over the speed limit, Bob gets pulled over. No insurance card, temporary registration, and a chewed up license with the wrong address. I flash the military ID, share some war stories, and i'm on my way :) Best part though is that someone magically picked up my tab at the bar. Booyah!
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Oh great, another fucking asshole drunk on the road near me. Go you.
 
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Originally posted by: dxkj
Originally posted by: TallBill
Sooo... 7 Miller High Life drafts later and 17 miles an hour over the speed limit, Bob gets pulled over. No insurance card, temporary registration, and a chewed up license with the wrong address. I flash the military ID, share some war stories, and i'm on my way :) Best part though is that someone magically picked up my tab at the bar. Booyah!
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Oh great, another fucking asshole drunk on the road near me. Go you.
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but he flashed a military ID!!!!

was it our military by any chance?

 
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dxkj

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Originally posted by: TallBill
lol, i weigh 210, and the drinks were over 4 hours.... i highly doubt that i woulda been legally drunk, or even close. I was pulled over for just going to fast because i was in a hurry to get home.

the story had nothin to do with "being drunk" becuase i wasn't even close. it was just that i got away with speeding because of being in the military. jeesh!
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You mentioned the beers to add the fact that you were drinking and got pulled over..... by not saying what period you were drinking them over, you led us to believe you were loaded.


In any case .05 out of .08 is enough for the cop to arrest you if he feels you are impaired.


And where the heck did you get pulled over for going 17 over? This is chicago, everyone goes 25 over :)
 
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dxkj

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Originally posted by: Spoooon
In all likelihood he was below the legal limit, so no point bitching about it.
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Actually I checked 3 BAC calcs and they all say he would be in the .1 to .08 range.... which is the legal limit, or over.


EDIT: Also checked. Depending on the draft size (12 oz or 16oz) it could have been upward of .15 :)


 
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Blieb

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Originally posted by: TallBill
lol, i weigh 210, and the drinks were over 4 hours.... i highly doubt that i woulda been legally drunk, or even close. I was pulled over for just going to fast because i was in a hurry to get home.

the story had nothin to do with "being drunk" becuase i wasn't even close. it was just that i got away with speeding because of being in the military. jeesh!
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YOU FVCKING PVSSY!!

You're gonna dehydrate at that rate.
 
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