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LOL - Letterman's Top Ten Dick Cheney Excuses

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Caminetto

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Funny stuff:

10. "Heart palpitation caused trigger finger to spasm"

9. "Wanted to get the Iraq mess off the front page"

8. "Not enough Jim Beam"

7. "Trying to stop the spread of bird flu"

6. "I love to shoot people"

5. "Guy was making cracks about my lesbian daughter"

4. "I thought the guy was trying to go 'gay cowboy' on me"

3. "Excuse? I hit him, didn't I?"

2. "Until Democrats approve medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices for the elderly"

1. "Made a bet with Gretzky's wife"
 
Originally posted by: Caminetto
Funny stuff:

10. "Heart palpitation caused trigger finger to spasm"

9. "Wanted to get the Iraq mess off the front page"

8. "Not enough Jim Beam"

7. "Trying to stop the spread of bird flu"

6. "I love to shoot people"

5. "Guy was making cracks about my lesbian daughter"

4. "I thought the guy was trying to go 'gay cowboy' on me"

3. "Excuse? I hit him, didn't I?"

2. "Until Democrats approve medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices for the elderly"

1. "Made a bet with Gretzky's wife"
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LOL! I don't know why but 2 cracks me up. 😀
 
Originally posted by: andylawcc
Originally posted by: tfinch2
Oldsmoboat's Law here.
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does not apply.
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Unfortunately it does.

I'm sure ATOT could do better in 10 minutes.

Really, it is sad. Leno and Letterman's shows are mere shells of what comedy could be.
 
Originally posted by: AdamSnow
David Letterman is the most UNfunny person in the entire universe.
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I don't know... his sidekick Paul is pretty unfunny as well... how in the world did he get a job in the music or entertainment biz is beyond me.

 
Originally posted by: Caminetto
Funny stuff:

10. "Heart palpitation caused trigger finger to spasm"

9. "Wanted to get the Iraq mess off the front page"

8. "Not enough Jim Beam"

7. "Trying to stop the spread of bird flu"

6. "I love to shoot people"

5. "Guy was making cracks about my lesbian daughter"

4. "I thought the guy was trying to go 'gay cowboy' on me"

3. "Excuse? I hit him, didn't I?"

2. "Until Democrats approve medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices for the elderly"

1. "Made a bet with Gretzky's wife"
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LOL
 
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