LOL kills gamer! Goes unnoticed for 9 hours...

[Anonemous]

http://ingame.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/02/03/10310569-corpse-sits-in-gamer-cafe-for-9-hours

In the case of the latter, lack of circulation will cause the blood in the human body to congeal, and any sudden movement will bring about a heart attack.

 

[SlitheryDee]

BRB.

I'm going to get up and walk around for a while.

 

[TecHNooB]

im glad i fidget 😀

 

[JS80]

YAADICCA (yet another asian dying in a cyber cafe article)

 

[HAL9000]

I think he accidentally a life.

 

[Wyndru]

damn, nobody noticed for 9 hours?

 

[lokiju]

Living an unhealthy lifestyle killed the person, not playing video games. Hate statements like the first sentence in that article.

 

[TuxDave]

BRB.

I'm going to get up and walk around for a while.

Ditto.

 

[DesiPower]

YAADICCA (yet another asian dying in a cyber cafe article)

This

 

[The Boston Dangler]

i hope the cafe got paid for those 9 hours

 

[ImpulsE69]

I bet they reported him for leaving the game. I would have. Dead is no excuse.

(p.s. this should be in the PC Games forum)

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Why didn't a priest just rez him?

 

[Krazy4Real]

wow... 9 hours before anyone noticed. That's crazy.

 

[Anonemous]

I didn't know there was a New Taipei vs. the Old Taipei...

 

[SphinxnihpS]

I think he accidentally a life.

Fail...

 

[Dr. Zaus]

I'm moving to a better seat in this cafe.

edit:

done moving.

 

[lord_emperor]

Conspicuously missing from this article is how long he sat still gaming, and how much caffeine and sugar he ingested to achieve this feat.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Heard about it on 1000 ways to die

 

[Paladin3]

These stories are no fun unless they say what game the deceased was playing so you can make the appropriate jokes.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Moved again because of this thread.

 

[dud]

I think he accidentally a life.

Meds, prescriptions ... or both?

 

[HAL9000]

Meds, prescriptions ... or both?

Actually that was a reference to another thread from this forum.

Side note: Go fuck yourself.

 

[Anonemous]

These stories are no fun unless they say what game the deceased was playing so you can make the appropriate jokes.

LOL?

Chen was playing "League of Legends" at the time of his passing. Reports also state that he was found sitting in his chair rigidly, with his arms outstretched.

 

[Ns1]

it's a long run from the graveyard.

 

[ImpulsE69]

LOL?

Exactly. LOL. He obviously didn't read the article. Must have been moving.