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I look up my old high school: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M...an_Douglas_High_School
Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School opened in 1990. The school was named after the protector of the Everglades, Marjory Stoneman Douglas. In 2006, Principal Daniel Traeger departed Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School and was named the Principal of Broward County High School Reform. He was replaced by Assistant Principal Ann Andersen-Kowalski, a lesbian named lesbian of the year by lesbian magazine. But its ok because lesbians are hot.The only subjects taught are anatomy and sex-ed.
The school has recently turned into a fully operation prison with the inclusion of several security cages on the exits, which actually serve no purpose because they're etarnally unlocked and unmonitered, and by the fact that there are many open exits. Mike McClure and Formerlly Dan Ziribe, a french communist bastard, are notorious for skipping and leaving thru one of the open exits, commonly the field behind the softball field.
The school has a drug problem, given that its been taken over by rich potheads and colmbian drug cartels. Drugs and porno can be bought in the bathroom and principles office. Recently used condoms can be acquired for free in the senior lot and the School Resource Officer's room.
Tarevella, Monarch, Cypress Bay, Deerfield Beach, Coral Springs, and Coconut Creek High Schools all blow monkey vagina.
I SHIT EGGS
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It goes on from there
Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School opened in 1990. The school was named after the protector of the Everglades, Marjory Stoneman Douglas. In 2006, Principal Daniel Traeger departed Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School and was named the Principal of Broward County High School Reform. He was replaced by Assistant Principal Ann Andersen-Kowalski, a lesbian named lesbian of the year by lesbian magazine. But its ok because lesbians are hot.The only subjects taught are anatomy and sex-ed.
The school has recently turned into a fully operation prison with the inclusion of several security cages on the exits, which actually serve no purpose because they're etarnally unlocked and unmonitered, and by the fact that there are many open exits. Mike McClure and Formerlly Dan Ziribe, a french communist bastard, are notorious for skipping and leaving thru one of the open exits, commonly the field behind the softball field.
The school has a drug problem, given that its been taken over by rich potheads and colmbian drug cartels. Drugs and porno can be bought in the bathroom and principles office. Recently used condoms can be acquired for free in the senior lot and the School Resource Officer's room.
Tarevella, Monarch, Cypress Bay, Deerfield Beach, Coral Springs, and Coconut Creek High Schools all blow monkey vagina.
I SHIT EGGS
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It goes on from there