LOL...I love bash.org

Wheezer

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true story or not....I lol'd

lemonlimeskull: Keith dodged a serious bullet thanks to his massive stupidity.

Opium: Hmm?

lemonlimeskull: Well, as you may know he lost his license months ago

lemonlimeskull: So he's been biking everywhere, which has lead to him losing a bunch of weight

lemonlimeskull: He bikes to Walmart today and as soon as he gets to the electronics department, realizes his wallet's fallen out, probably somewhere along the highway.

lemonlimeskull: So he takes the memory card he wanted, puts it up in his baggy sleeve, and goes to leave.

killjay: Uh oh

lemonlimeskull: Yeah.

lemonlimeskull: Naturally, security stops him as he gets within 5 feet of the front doors. This huge obese woman who is obviously having a really bad day - or just hates her job.

killjay: o sh*t

lemonlimeskull: She stops him, GRABS his arm, RIPS up his sleeve, and WRENCHES the card out of his hand.

lemonlimeskull: He knows he's screwed so he starts crying in the middle of the f*cking store. He cries all the way back to the security office, and everyone's staring at him the whole way.

Opium: So he's sitting in jail right now?

lemonlimeskull: That's the awesome part. The manager takes a look at him, notices the bike helmet, poorly fitting clothes, lack of any ID whatsoever, and the fact that he's crying like a three year old.

killjay: .... -_-

lemonlimeskull: Yes. He was let go and the security woman got chewed out for hurting a "retarded kid".
 
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ryan256

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Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
I don't know why but this always pops first in my head when I think of Bash

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<

:laugh: That site is the antithesis to oldsmoboat's law.

:laugh::laugh: Oh man... that one actually made my eyes water, I laughed so hard.
 

Miklebud

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Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
I don't know why but this always pops first in my head when I think of Bash

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<

:laugh: That site is the antithesis to oldsmoboat's law.

LMAO! AHAHA
 

KeithTalent

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Bash is my fabourite on a slow day at the office. :)

KT

Edit: First one I always think of:

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
 

Josh

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<TB> I was depressed last night so I called the Suicide Life Line.
<TB> I reached a call center in Pakistan.
<TB> I told them I was suicidal.
<TB> They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck


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