LOL, I just got offered free tickets to the new Evil Dead Off-Broadway show

Drakkon

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do you get to be in the "Splatter zone"???

*day of show*
you: hey gf i got us tickets to a broadway show
gf: which show?
you: theres no time for that...just put on something hot and lets get going
gf: but what...
you: *interrupt* theres no time for that woman...do you want to see a broadway show or not???