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LOL....I JSUT FELL ON MY ASS

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Goosemaster

Lifer
So I was coming back from work ( I am stil lquite sick) and was tired as hell, and my dog (a german sheperherd) wanted to play.

I wanted her to go out and pee and do her thing but all she wanted to do was play.


Pissed off that she wouldn't do her stuff, I backed up aimed at a neraby soccer ball that she adores and let 'er rip....

...not realizing that the deck, fresh with a days worth of rainwater, was slick as ice...

as soon as I finished the followthrough and the balll was flying accross the yeard, I realized that I had to traction ....and well, the rest is history:laugh:


oh, it was majestic it was...


WAM!


Thankfully, I didn't break anything and my ass feels jsut fine😀
 
That just made me laugh really hard. I can picture you falling on your ass. HAHAHA 😀

You made my day.
 
Originally posted by: Opteron Guy
That just made me laugh really hard. I can picture you falling on your ass. HAHAHA 😀

You made my day.
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falling made mine..total was such a brutal say, and to have it end liek that...well, all you can do its laugh....



and massage your ass:laugh:
 
Good to know that you can take it in the ass..

LOL, just kidding. Glad you didn't break anything..
 
at leats you didn't nearly break your fingers when you fell.
i came really close to breaking mine a little while back when i fell on my driveway. feet went right out from under me and i fell on my ass and back. put a 1 inch long slice in my left hand and felt like i broke my index finger on my right hand. hurt like a bitch for a long time.
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
did you pull an ass muscle?
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I hear he thoroughly stretches that muscle many times daily, so probably very little risk of injury 😛
 
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