LOL.... I got an e-mail from a "Russian Mail Order Bride"

[Monel Funkawitz]

This stuff is getting crazy.

Hello,

I'm from Poland and I found your address in an dirtorsk listink

I have must been searching for man like you.

*Link to a Russian Mail Order Bride Website*

The babe in the pic has a face and a pair of knockers that would give a dead man a hard on. TOTALLY HOT. I drool for a while, then go back to checking e-mail.

I go to click on the e-mail again to see this pic of this girl I am about ready to cut off my left testicle for, and it comes up with a different pic.

Yes, it is a scam, but I WANT THE BABE BACK!!!

HOLY SCHIZNIT WAS SHE HOT. :Q

 

[fatbaby]

nice!

so how much was she?

 

[pulse8]

What kind of Russian mail order brides are Polish?

 

[Fatdog]

A diamond member and no pic?


tsk...tsk...tsk...

 

[RossMAN]

I have must been searching for man like you.

Hahaha

 

[PsychoAndy]

......so when's the wedding?

 

[Aquaman]

Don't do it........... they'll kill you in your sleep

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[TNTrulez]

Originally posted by: Fatdog
A diamond member and no pic?


tsk...tsk...tsk...

I thought exactly the same thing.

 

[Geekbabe]

How much was shipping ?

 

[Squisher]

A couple of the guys at work have mail order brides.


amazing what desperation will do *snicker*

 

[RossMAN]

Have you seen Nicole Kidman's newest flick "Birthday Girl"?

 

[Fatdog]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Have you seen Nicole Kidman's newest flick "Birthday Girl"?

The trailer looked good, has it hit theaters yet?

 

[Martin]

Originally posted by: Fatdog
A diamond member and no pic?


tsk...tsk...tsk...

yep, he should have his left testicle cut off. :Q

 

[Martin]

Originally posted by: Squisher
A couple of the guys at work have mail order brides.


amazing what desperation will do *snicker*

Wow, people actually do that?

fsck!

 

[xaigi]

Doh! He got to it before me.

It was out quite a while ago, but you need to be in a major city to find it.

(Edit: Meant to include the "Birthday Girl" quote.)

 

[Fatdog]

Originally posted by: xaigi
Doh! He got to it before me.

It was out quite a while ago, but you need to be in a major city to find it.

(Edit: Meant to include the "Birthday Girl" quote.)

Thanks, guess it'll be a rental soon.

 

[rickn]

I got one tonight

Hello
My name is Natalie. I live in St.Petersberg and I am looking
for a real relationship with a real man. I signed up with this internet
service to meet good western men -- I hope you are really there.
Please see and write me here if you like me

I am gonna send her my pic of Gumby with WOOD