Hah, good stuff. My favorite quote..
"The town sign has been stolen seven times in the last few months. With signs costing several hundred dollars apiece, much of the tiny town's budget is being spent on replacing the signs, says Siegfried Hoeppel, the Mayor of Fvcking. He went on to express his hope that further thefts will be avoided through the use of increased concrete and bigger screws.
Sidenote: Snopes doesn't allow for copying of text. I had to type that quote in.