LOL...great Phone Call

jagec

Lifer
Apr 30, 2004
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"Hey Mark, I'm on my way, I kind of got hung up....

Whoa! Hey man, I just got a wreck right in front of me. This guy just ran a red light and hit four old ladies in an impala...

Now he's throwing up his hands in the air like it was their fault...he's going over to their window....

OH MAN, I think she just sprayed him with pepper spray! he's holding his face...now she's beating him with an umbrella! HAHAHAHA"
 

Yossarian

Lifer
Dec 26, 2000
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the mother goose woman... she's four foot nothin... she's hitting him with her bible!!! it's a hardcover version!!1
 

blakeatwork

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Jul 18, 2001
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The best part was the guy trying to talk while busting his gut laughing...

"she's tomahawking him man! She looks like a 20HP jackhammer... Buddahh! Buddah! Buddah!"