Hope it's not a repost (Did a search, mmm-kay?? 
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AUCKLAND (AFP) - <FONT face=arial size=-1>A tax on farting, belching livestock to be introduced by New Zealand to help combat global warming ...... Methane emissions created by grass-munching cows, sheep, deer and goats are believed to account for about half of New Zealand's emissions of greenhouse gases. Now the country is attempting to clear the air by introducing a levy on pungent emissions by mid-2004.
fart tax
I'd love to see the IRS 1040 on that one.
Line 1: Please enter the total farting in grams per liter you did for the 2003 tax year?
Line 2: For extreamly nasty blowouts, please indicate how often you needed to change your shorts?
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)AUCKLAND (AFP) - <FONT face=arial size=-1>A tax on farting, belching livestock to be introduced by New Zealand to help combat global warming ...... Methane emissions created by grass-munching cows, sheep, deer and goats are believed to account for about half of New Zealand's emissions of greenhouse gases. Now the country is attempting to clear the air by introducing a levy on pungent emissions by mid-2004.
fart tax
I'd love to see the IRS 1040 on that one.
Line 1: Please enter the total farting in grams per liter you did for the 2003 tax year?
Line 2: For extreamly nasty blowouts, please indicate how often you needed to change your shorts?
</FONT>
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