Originally posted by: bernse
I've heard this joke for about 15 years now, except it used to be a newfie lighthouse keeper and an US Aircraft carrier. Either way, it is so far from the realm of possibility it isn't funny to me.
What he said.
I got a funny joke for you.
An ATOTer walks into a bar. Bartender says:"Dude are you ok? You just walked right into the bar and hit your head on the sharp corner. Sorry I got to fix that rusty nail stickin up there one of these days.
Atoter goes: Oww, damn f%#@. whiskey tango foxtrot biznatch wtf?
Bartender goes:"Hey that looks pretty bad, you're bleeding profusely. Sorry all outta whiskey, can i get you anything else? "
Atoter goes: " Yeah you got a laptop? I got to ask my buddies online if I shoudl see a doc or not."
Bartender goes: "no but I have a digicam, and you know they're gonna want PICS!"