Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
>George B.: - Good, send her in.
>Secretary: - Yes sir. (Hangs up. Condi enters.)
>Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President.
>George B.: - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
>Condoleeza: - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new
>leader in China.
>George B.: - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
>Condoleeza: - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
>George B.: - Well, that's what I want to know.
>Condoleeza: - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
>George B.: - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condi. Who is the new
>leader of China?
>Condoleeza: - Yes.
>George B.: - I mean the fellow's name.
>Condoleeza: - Hu.
>George B.: - The guy in China.
>Condoleeza: - Hu.
>George B.: - The new leader of China.
>Condoleeza: - Hu.
>George B.: - The Chinaman!
>Condoleeza: - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
>George B.: - Whaddya' asking me for?
>Condoleeza: - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
>George B.: - Well, I'm asking you, Condi. Who is leading China?
>Condoleeza: - That's the man's name.
>George B.: - That's who's name?
>Condoleeza: - Yes.
>
>(Pause.)
>George B.: - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader
>of China?
>Condoleeza: - Yes, sir.
>George B.: - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
>Middle East.
>Condoleeza: - That's correct.
>George B.: - Then who is in China?
>Condoleeza: - Yes, sir.
>George B.: - Yassir is in China?
>Condoleeza: - No, sir.
>George B.: - Then who is?
>Condoleeza: - Yes, sir.
>George B.: - Yassir?
>Condoleeza: - No, sir.
>(Pause. Crumples paper)
>George B.: - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not
>'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader
>of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United
>Nations on the phone.
>Condoleeza: - Kofi Annan?
>George B.: - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that
>Ebonics crap.
>Condoleeza: - You want Kofi?
>George B.: - No.
>Condoleeza: - You don't want Kofi.
>George B.: - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
>milk. And then get me the U.N.
>Condoleeza: - Yes, sir.
>George B.: - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
>Condoleeza: - Kofi?
>George B.: - Milk! Will you please make that call?
>Condoleeza: - And call who?
>George B.: - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
>Condoleeza: - No, Hu is the guy in China.
>George B.: - Will you stay out of China?!
>Condoleeza: - Yes, sir.
>George B.: - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
>U.N.
>Condoleeza: - Kofi.
>George B.: - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
>(Condi picks up the phone.)
>Condoleeza: - Hello. Rice, here.
>George B.: - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi.
>Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can
>you get Chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.
>George B.: - Good, send her in.
>Secretary: - Yes sir. (Hangs up. Condi enters.)
>Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President.
>George B.: - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
>Condoleeza: - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new
>leader in China.
>George B.: - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
>Condoleeza: - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
>George B.: - Well, that's what I want to know.
>Condoleeza: - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
>George B.: - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condi. Who is the new
>leader of China?
>Condoleeza: - Yes.
>George B.: - I mean the fellow's name.
>Condoleeza: - Hu.
>George B.: - The guy in China.
>Condoleeza: - Hu.
>George B.: - The new leader of China.
>Condoleeza: - Hu.
>George B.: - The Chinaman!
>Condoleeza: - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
>George B.: - Whaddya' asking me for?
>Condoleeza: - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
>George B.: - Well, I'm asking you, Condi. Who is leading China?
>Condoleeza: - That's the man's name.
>George B.: - That's who's name?
>Condoleeza: - Yes.
>
>(Pause.)
>George B.: - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader
>of China?
>Condoleeza: - Yes, sir.
>George B.: - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
>Middle East.
>Condoleeza: - That's correct.
>George B.: - Then who is in China?
>Condoleeza: - Yes, sir.
>George B.: - Yassir is in China?
>Condoleeza: - No, sir.
>George B.: - Then who is?
>Condoleeza: - Yes, sir.
>George B.: - Yassir?
>Condoleeza: - No, sir.
>(Pause. Crumples paper)
>George B.: - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not
>'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader
>of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United
>Nations on the phone.
>Condoleeza: - Kofi Annan?
>George B.: - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that
>Ebonics crap.
>Condoleeza: - You want Kofi?
>George B.: - No.
>Condoleeza: - You don't want Kofi.
>George B.: - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
>milk. And then get me the U.N.
>Condoleeza: - Yes, sir.
>George B.: - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
>Condoleeza: - Kofi?
>George B.: - Milk! Will you please make that call?
>Condoleeza: - And call who?
>George B.: - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
>Condoleeza: - No, Hu is the guy in China.
>George B.: - Will you stay out of China?!
>Condoleeza: - Yes, sir.
>George B.: - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
>U.N.
>Condoleeza: - Kofi.
>George B.: - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
>(Condi picks up the phone.)
>Condoleeza: - Hello. Rice, here.
>George B.: - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi.
>Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can
>you get Chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.
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