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[Wedesdo]

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<< User Type: The Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts

Many scientists can't quite figure out how the Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts finds time to respond to every single thread while still being able to eat and sleep. In addition to being able to post his opinions on every single topic that enters the forum or newsgroup, the Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts is able to insult all newbies and people with less posts than him (ie, everybody else). You see, a true measurement of how cool you are can be linked to your bulk number of posts, not the quality of those posts. Plus, nothing says &quot;hip dude&quot; quite like somebody who spends all their day refreshing a forum page and posting one-line replies just so they can watch their post count increase.

EXAMPLES. The Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts will post the following messages:

Counter-Strike forum: &quot;Oh great, another NEWBIE IDIOT.&quot;
Star Trek forum: &quot;LOL&quot;
Honda Civic forums: &quot;Sure. : )&quot;
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sound familiar?

btw, if you didn't know already, something awful is an satire site that critizes on almost everything. Also, there are &quot;hosted&quot; sites which are all written by the author of the main site, they're just there to poke fun at people.

 

[ltk007]

LOL

















oh wait, I'm not elite

 

[konichiwa]

What? Who? I don't know anyone like that.

 

[Yeeny]

Oh great, another idiot post.

 

[Yeeny]

Is that what he meant?

 

[prodigy]

Sure

 

[krazykilluh]

Off topic, but somethingawful is starting to really suxor these days. They are just trying too hard to be funny and it's getting old. How times can you read one of those &quot;I hate you&quot; pages and still laugh? And someone please tell me what kind of drugs lowtax was smoking when he thought up Taco the Wonder Dog(aka Taco the wannabe JeffK). Even the elite haxor himself is getting kind of stale. But if any of you haven't read JeffK then GO RIGHT NOW to http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk because it's probably tha funniest site on the www.

 

[ForeverSilky]

jeffk si tha betsest wrytor on thi urth!

 

[beer]

Oh great, another NEWBIE IDIOT.

 

[Sacotool]

lol

 

[Soulflare]

Whatever.

 

[Sacotool]

yep