lol.. dumb blonde

Mutilator

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WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline)

Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went
to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud
noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

And, yes, Linda is a blonde.

 

Yomicron

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so how new is this headline?

I remember hearing about this as a joke a couple of years ago.
 

Mutilator

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Hey, I never said it was real... but I definatly know some people that would do something like that lol ;)
 

NikPreviousAcct

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<< Hey, I never said it was real... but I definatly know some people that would do something like that lol ;) >>

Do I know you??

nik
 

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LOL

the whole time i'm reading this, i'm picturing cameron diaz holding the back of her head.

FVCKING HILARIOUS.