LOL Craigslist... what an amazing deal!

AmdEmAll

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Aug 27, 2000
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This is the response I got after replying about a car fs.. lulz



Hi!
Thank you for being interested in buying my 2001 Toyota Camry Solara Coupe SLE. The car has been extremely well maintained with a full service history, and has not been involved in any accidents. Only 84,517 miles, the car comes with a 6 Cylinder, 3.0 L engine. The automatic transmission shifts smoothly and the engine runs great. Title is clear. I bought it when I was serving in Hill AFB, Utah but I was promoted and transferred to Elmendorf AFB in Anchorage Alaska for a 3 years period, so I do not want to let it ruin in my backyard therefore I need a fast and reliable buyer.

The car is already at our Logistic Department from Hill AFB, Utah crated and ready to go. The shipping will be free for you because I will transport it using the Internal Logistic Department! The Logistic Department will deliver the car to the nearest Air Force Base from your area and from there I will use a tow-truck to have it delivered at your door. The whole shipping process will take 2-4 days. The financial part will be managed by Google Wallet, which means you will have a 7 days inspection period before committing to buy the car. In this way both, buyer and seller are 100% covered during the steps of this transaction.

I would really like to get at least $1,400 so if you are interested to conclude this purchase in a timely manner email me your: Full name and shipping address, so I can inform Google Wallet that I have a buyer! I will forward your details to them and then you will receive the invoice. Then you will be able to talk with them directly and ask all you want to know.

Pictures: http://s1365.photobucket.com/user/hollis124/library/?sort=9&page=1

Hope to hear from you soon!
Thanks,
Sgt. Maj. Evelyn Hollis
 

jhu

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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I sent my info and payment. Got the car already. You snooze, you lose, suckers!!!
 

PokerGuy

Lifer
Jul 2, 2005
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Dang it! I knew I should have been using the "internal logistics department" for all my shipping needs. :D
 

halik

Lifer
Oct 10, 2000
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Just tell them your brother is actually stationed on the same base and would love to check the car out tonight.
 

xBiffx

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Aug 22, 2011
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When I moved last I sold a bunch of furniture on CL and got several of these types of emails.

Very sick that, like this one, they used the military so inappropriately and falsely to try and snag a couple of heart strings on the unsuspecting types.
 

BUTCH1

Lifer
Jul 15, 2000
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What a joke, first, the car is worth way more than $1,400, it's a Toyota with a desirable coupe style, excellent condition, and it's $1,400 shipped to your location? OK, sure, tell her to send the car at her expense so your mechanic can check it out and watch her squirm..