LOL at the episode on Cops tonight

[her209]

OMG, they just showed the funniest clip of Cops tonight.

A police officer stops a guy. He tells teh guy to step out of the car. He proceeds to ask the guy a couple of procedural questions like have you been drinking, etc. The officer tells the guy, I have a suspicion that there's some narcotics in the vehicle. He then asks the guy do you have any drugs in the vehicle? The guy hesitates, then tells the cop that there are a few joints in the car. The camera man moves around to the other side of the guy (his right side) and under his cap right where his ear is, is a joint. LOL. How stupid can that guy be?

LOL, the next one is even funnier. Some white trash woman stopped the police cause she said she bought some crack and it didn't turn out to be crack. LOL. Simply amazing.

 

[AvesPKS]

Originally posted by: her209
OMG, they just showed the funniest clip of Cops tonight.

A police officer stops a guy. He tells teh guy to step out of the car. He proceeds to ask the guy a couple of procedural questions like have you been drinking, etc. The officer tells the guy, I have a suspicion that there's some narcotics in the vehicle. He then asks the guy do you have any drugs in the vehicle? The guy hesitates, then tells the cop that there are a few joints in the car. The camera man moves around to the other side of the guy (his right side) and under his cap right where his ear is, is a joint. LOL. How stupid can that guy be?

Yeah, I've seen this clip before. It's pretty funny when he plucks the joint from the guy's ear.

 

[Shooters]

Haha, I think I've seen that one. If I remember correctly, when the cop reaches behind the guy's ear and takes the joint, the guy just kind of looks at him for a second and then says something like, "Well, I guess there's not a whole lot I can say to cover that up."

 

[Anubis]

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[Looney]

Originally posted by: her209
OMG, they just showed the funniest clip of Cops tonight.

A police officer stops a guy. He tells teh guy to step out of the car. He proceeds to ask the guy a couple of procedural questions like have you been drinking, etc. The officer tells the guy, I have a suspicion that there's some narcotics in the vehicle. He then asks the guy do you have any drugs in the vehicle? The guy hesitates, then tells the cop that there are a few joints in the car. The camera man moves around to the other side of the guy (his right side) and under his cap right where his ear is, is a joint. LOL. How stupid can that guy be?

Um, he's stoned... what do you expect?

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: AvesPKS

Originally posted by: her209
OMG, they just showed the funniest clip of Cops tonight.

A police officer stops a guy. He tells teh guy to step out of the car. He proceeds to ask the guy a couple of procedural questions like have you been drinking, etc. The officer tells the guy, I have a suspicion that there's some narcotics in the vehicle. He then asks the guy do you have any drugs in the vehicle? The guy hesitates, then tells the cop that there are a few joints in the car. The camera man moves around to the other side of the guy (his right side) and under his cap right where his ear is, is a joint. LOL. How stupid can that guy be?

Yeah, I've seen this clip before. It's pretty funny when he plucks the joint from the guy's ear.

 

[silverpig]

Funny story here.

In Vancouver we have a show called "To Serve and Protect" which is a Vancouver version of COPS. Anyways, my brother and this guy he worked were at work with their boss in their butcher shop and this customer comes in. He looks at my bro's co-worker and after a minute or two says:

"Hey, don't I know you from somewhere? I think I've seen you before."

"Uh, no man, sorry. I've never met you."

"Oh, I'm SURE I've seen you... OH!!! You were on last week's To Serve and Protect!"

*looks around* "Uh... I uh... don't know what you're talking about..."

"Yeah! Yeah it was you!"

At this point the boss chips in: "Got something you'd like to share Pat?"

"Uh, okay, I was out drinking and caused a disturbance on the Sky Train a while back... cameras were there..."

Boss: "Hahahahahaha. Retard."

 

[conjur]

Cop: "Why were you running?"
Perp: "Cuz you was chasin' me!"

My favorite quote from Cops.