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chrisms

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Horatio, the basketball team's star player was found floating dead in the pool. We have a tape of the suspect holding his head underwater.

It certainly appears that this case... is a slam dunk.


YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: chrisms
Horatio, the basketball team's star player was found floating dead in the pool. We have a tape of the suspect holding his head underwater.

It certainly appears that this case... is a slam dunk.


YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone else wants to play? cool! :cool:


It's on!
 

GasX

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Horatio, the victims were all members of the same church riding in the church van to their services. The assailant killed everyone before making off with the van.

Well then, we are definitely on the lookout for someone who... takes mass transit.

YEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!1
 

chrisms

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Horatio, we found him in the tailor's back room strangled to death with a tie.


It certainly appears that this suit.. was fit to kill.



YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Ulfwald

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Horatio, Arthur, the suspect, claims he was hired to strangle this woman, and in the process he had to strangle 2 more witnesses.

Looks like like Artie chokes 3 for 1 special.


YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

SSP

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Oct 11, 1999
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Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Horatio, Arthur, the suspect, claims he was hired to strangle this woman, and in the process he had to strangle 2 more witnesses.

Looks like like Artie chokes 3 for 1 special.


YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey! What ever happened to that Christmas tree thread? Did you ever post pics in there?
 

BigSmooth

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Horatio, it looks like the killer was a pimp who manhandled this prostitute so violently that she died of a brain hemorrhage.

He may not have been a dancer, but I guess he liked to... shake his money maker.

YEEEAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
 

daveymark

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Horatio, looks like the rabbit was hopping all over the guy, the rabbit must have thought he was the murderer.

Looks like the rabbit likes to jump....to conclusions



YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!
 

daveymark

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Horatio, the murderer killed her in the winery. We think one of the workers listened in on it.

Looks like the worker heard it....through the grapevine


YEAAAAAHHHHHHH!
 

GasX

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Horatio, the victim was driving home late last night when he ran into a bridge abutment. It looks like both tires on the right side of the car were mysteriously punctured causing him to lose control.

Well, our victim should have made it home safe, but I guess he was... too tired.

YEEEEAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
 

daveymark

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Horatio, the victim was the star of the "CATS!" musical, the murdurer put the victim in a burlap sack and tied the sack to the anchor. The knot came undone, and the burlap sack floated to the surface with the victim.


Or maybe...someone let the cat...out of the bag.


YEEEEAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!



 

daveymark

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Horatio, the basketball player took a supplement to make him taller. The supplement ended up killing him.

OR maybe...he just wanted to be a knee-grow.

YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
 

GasX

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Horatio, the victims had been getting a reading from a fortune teller when they were gunned down. The fortune teller is missing but he shouldn't be too hard to find as he is suffering from dwarfism...

Well, it looks like there is a... small medium at large.

YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH
 

CarlKillerMiller

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Horatio, it looks like the man was servicing the saw blade when it was engaged. He was cut in half almost instantly.

Well, you know what they say. United we stand...Divided we fall.


YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH
 

dbk

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Apr 23, 2004
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"...got caught in a crossfire"
"That's what happens when worlds collide"

YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 

UberNeuman

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Horatio, the two victims were 18 years of age; by the time we found the bodies they were in a advanced state of decomposing....

I can tell. Smells like Teen Spirits......

YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH
 

andylawcc

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Mar 9, 2000
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Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Horatio, Arthur, the suspect, claims he was hired to strangle this woman, and in the process he had to strangle 2 more witnesses.

Looks like like Artie chokes 3 for 1 special.


YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GREAT THREAD REsURrErection!
 

andylawcc

Lifer
Mar 9, 2000
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Originally posted by: daveymark
Horatio, the basketball player took a supplement to make him taller. The supplement ended up killing him.

OR maybe...he just wanted to be a knee-grow.

YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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