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CVSiN

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Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: mpitts
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: mpitts
When will her PR people figure out that no one likes her?

Since her PR people = her dad, probably never.


I guess he looks at the fact that he promoted and sold a talentless idiot once and figures he can do it again.


That "talentless idiot" had nice tits though...
you guys are farking nuts if you think Jessica can't sing. It's ok not to like someone, but it's another to say they have no talent when they have one of the best voices in the biz.

What in the hell are you blathering about...
JS is a talentess dumb as an ox... tit.. with nice tits...
If she was plain looking she would have no career at all...
her looks are the ONLY thing she has goign for her...

she cannot sing.. she cannot act... shes yet another dumbass blonde cashing in on good looks.

You, sir, have no appreciation for talent or vocal ability. If you don't like her music, that's fine, but saying that she has no talent is beyond stupid.

Electronics can make even the worst singer sound good.. shes a Lip Syncher just like AS that just hasnt been caught yet..
she cannot sing...
ever watch her show....
she sounds like ass live and the studio clips sound terrible...

 

CVSiN

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Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: captains
Originally posted by: Injury
Originally posted by: DougK62
Originally posted by: cressida
Originally posted by: DougK62
I don't care. She's still hot.

she is?

Even dumbasses with no musical talent can be hot.

I don't know your definition of hot, but I'm not the slightest bit attracted to her.

i am


I wouldnt touch Ashley S with Gigapets wang.... hell no...
shes fugly...

Sure :roll:

Dude im 34 years old.. what the hell would i want with a lil girl that looks likes shes 12..
shes flat as a board...
give me a real woman...

 

shimsham

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Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: mpitts
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: mpitts
When will her PR people figure out that no one likes her?

Since her PR people = her dad, probably never.


I guess he looks at the fact that he promoted and sold a talentless idiot once and figures he can do it again.


That "talentless idiot" had nice tits though...
you guys are farking nuts if you think Jessica can't sing. It's ok not to like someone, but it's another to say they have no talent when they have one of the best voices in the biz.

What in the hell are you blathering about...
JS is a talentess dumb as an ox... tit.. with nice tits...
If she was plain looking she would have no career at all...
her looks are the ONLY thing she has goign for her...

she cannot sing.. she cannot act... shes yet another dumbass blonde cashing in on good looks.

You, sir, have no appreciation for talent or vocal ability. If you don't like her music, that's fine, but saying that she has no talent is beyond stupid.


you have lived up to your name today.
 

0roo0roo

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Sep 21, 2002
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Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: mpitts
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: mpitts
When will her PR people figure out that no one likes her?

Since her PR people = her dad, probably never.


I guess he looks at the fact that he promoted and sold a talentless idiot once and figures he can do it again.


That "talentless idiot" had nice tits though...
you guys are farking nuts if you think Jessica can't sing. It's ok not to like someone, but it's another to say they have no talent when they have one of the best voices in the biz.

What in the hell are you blathering about...
JS is a talentess dumb as an ox... tit.. with nice tits...
If she was plain looking she would have no career at all...
her looks are the ONLY thing she has goign for her...

she cannot sing.. she cannot act... shes yet another dumbass blonde cashing in on good looks.

You, sir, have no appreciation for talent or vocal ability. If you don't like her music, that's fine, but saying that she has no talent is beyond stupid.

Electronics can make even the worst singer sound good.. shes a Lip Syncher just like AS that just hasnt been caught yet..
she cannot sing...
ever watch her show....
she sounds like ass live and the studio clips sound terrible...

no i'm pretty sure i've heard her sing live. shes not one of those singers that would need it. u can just tell.. like a christina aguilera ..her voice is just powerful enough that its plainly obvious its all her.
 

preslove

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Originally posted by: shimsham
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: mpitts
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: mpitts
When will her PR people figure out that no one likes her?

Since her PR people = her dad, probably never.


I guess he looks at the fact that he promoted and sold a talentless idiot once and figures he can do it again.


That "talentless idiot" had nice tits though...
you guys are farking nuts if you think Jessica can't sing. It's ok not to like someone, but it's another to say they have no talent when they have one of the best voices in the biz.

What in the hell are you blathering about...
JS is a talentess dumb as an ox... tit.. with nice tits...
If she was plain looking she would have no career at all...
her looks are the ONLY thing she has goign for her...

she cannot sing.. she cannot act... shes yet another dumbass blonde cashing in on good looks.

You, sir, have no appreciation for talent or vocal ability. If you don't like her music, that's fine, but saying that she has no talent is beyond stupid.


you have lived up to your name today.

Zing!

As for AS, she looks average. If she was reasonably intelligent and had a personality I might be attracted to her. Working at a university, I definitely consider her to be in the 50-55% range. Her sister, however, is in the 90-95% range.
 

rh71

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Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: mpitts
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: mpitts
When will her PR people figure out that no one likes her?

Since her PR people = her dad, probably never.


I guess he looks at the fact that he promoted and sold a talentless idiot once and figures he can do it again.


That "talentless idiot" had nice tits though...
you guys are farking nuts if you think Jessica can't sing. It's ok not to like someone, but it's another to say they have no talent when they have one of the best voices in the biz.

What in the hell are you blathering about...
JS is a talentess dumb as an ox... tit.. with nice tits...
If she was plain looking she would have no career at all...
her looks are the ONLY thing she has goign for her...

she cannot sing.. she cannot act... shes yet another dumbass blonde cashing in on good looks.

You, sir, have no appreciation for talent or vocal ability. If you don't like her music, that's fine, but saying that she has no talent is beyond stupid.

Electronics can make even the worst singer sound good.. shes a Lip Syncher just like AS that just hasnt been caught yet..
she cannot sing...
ever watch her show....
she sounds like ass live and the studio clips sound terrible...

no i'm pretty sure i've heard her sing live. shes not one of those singers that would need it. u can just tell.. like a christina aguilera ..her voice is just powerful enough that its plainly obvious its all her.
on her show, they've shown her perform live in concerts and show appearances a handful of times. She is of the Christina Aguilera type, just not as strong in each note, but man she can sing.

If CVSin insists that she is that bad, I'd like to see his opinions on who's good.
 

CVSiN

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Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: mpitts
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: mpitts
When will her PR people figure out that no one likes her?

Since her PR people = her dad, probably never.


I guess he looks at the fact that he promoted and sold a talentless idiot once and figures he can do it again.


That "talentless idiot" had nice tits though...
you guys are farking nuts if you think Jessica can't sing. It's ok not to like someone, but it's another to say they have no talent when they have one of the best voices in the biz.

What in the hell are you blathering about...
JS is a talentess dumb as an ox... tit.. with nice tits...
If she was plain looking she would have no career at all...
her looks are the ONLY thing she has goign for her...

she cannot sing.. she cannot act... shes yet another dumbass blonde cashing in on good looks.

You, sir, have no appreciation for talent or vocal ability. If you don't like her music, that's fine, but saying that she has no talent is beyond stupid.

Electronics can make even the worst singer sound good.. shes a Lip Syncher just like AS that just hasnt been caught yet..
she cannot sing...
ever watch her show....
she sounds like ass live and the studio clips sound terrible...

no i'm pretty sure i've heard her sing live. shes not one of those singers that would need it. u can just tell.. like a christina aguilera ..her voice is just powerful enough that its plainly obvious its all her.
on her show, they've shown her perform live in concerts and show appearances a handful of times. She is of the Christina Aguilera type, just not as strong in each note, but man she can sing.

If CVSin insists that she is that bad, I'd like to see his opinions on who's good.

well I wouldnt be caught dead with any CDs of music in this or any other "pop bubblegum crap music"

but on pure talent id have to say..

Old Witney Houston was talented...
Celene Dion or whatever her name is has a great voice
Geoff Tate: (QueensRyche) was a Opera trained singer before metal.. he can sing...

there are many more but the only one outa those 3 i would buy a CD from is QR of course =P

AS and JS.. hell no.. they arnt even in the same league as singers 10 years ago...
pure pop garbage with nothing but electronics to cover it up...



 

CVSiN

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Originally posted by: Phoenix86
Originally posted by: CVSiNshes a Lip Syncher just like AS

While I don't agree with your opinion, how do you know this?

that just hasnt been caught yet..
... Oh, that's right, you don't.

You have never watched her stupid show on MTV?
apparently not...

she sings there in clips all the time..
she is not that impressive at all..
SURE as hell dont sound like her vids or music on the radio...
that to me is a lot of Mixing and cleaning up the vocals...
ie electronic love...
there are a million other bands that have the same problem.. some that I even like... but it sure as hell is disapointing when you hear them live and they suck suck suck...
Dokken, Def leppard anyone?

they suck huge in concert but sound amazing on albums..
the only thing she has is a nice bod...
and a crapload of cash from dumb teenage girls..

Maybe I'm turning into an Old man.. but this crappy stuff leaves a bad taste in my mouth..
 

AStar617

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Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: chuckywang
Originally posted by: mpitts
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: mpitts
When will her PR people figure out that no one likes her?

Since her PR people = her dad, probably never.


I guess he looks at the fact that he promoted and sold a talentless idiot once and figures he can do it again.

Jessica Simpson is not a talentless idiot!

Agreed in part.

Jessica Simpson is not talentless. She is, however, a complete idiot.

Ashlee Simpson is not talentless, either. The big problem is that her douchebag father is trying to "diversify" his management portfolio by packaging Ashlee as a "punk bad girl." That way, he can tap into 2 distinct pop market segments. On paper, it makes sense, since Jessica has already developed a following in her market segment.

Problem is that it just does not work. The image concocted by her father does not fit Ashlee Simpson.

Too many people remember her as the babysitter on 7th Heaven for her to pull off her new goth whore routine. As trite as this may sound, people demand a certain degree of "genuineness" in their celebrities.

Ozzy was what Ozzy "sang" about.
Johnny Cash was what he sang about.
Hell... ODB was what he sang about.

Ashlee Simpson is not the person her father packaged her as. No amount of marketing can fix this train wreck.

The above is true, but she is talentless as well.

And incredibly plain looking. All that cash and she can't get a nose job?

Blammo
 

Sweeper

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Video looked normal. ??? Audience acted as normal as expected. Thread over rated
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: mpitts
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: mpitts
When will her PR people figure out that no one likes her?

Since her PR people = her dad, probably never.


I guess he looks at the fact that he promoted and sold a talentless idiot once and figures he can do it again.


That "talentless idiot" had nice tits though...
you guys are farking nuts if you think Jessica can't sing. It's ok not to like someone, but it's another to say they have no talent when they have one of the best voices in the biz.

"The biz" must be seriously hurting then... Have you heard Jessica Simpson's cover of Berlin's "Take My Breath Away"? It's horrible...
 
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Originally posted by: bobbybe01
Originally posted by: Amol
Originally posted by: NFS4
Ahh, no wonder she was on tonight. Her boyfriend is the musical guest...at least he CAN sing

who's her bf?


Hey guys I just got done with Jay's show. Ashlee wants to say hello to all her fans on this website and to screw all you unbelievers and doubters.

Doubters? There is no doubt in my mind, she cannot sing worth a damn.

Jay should have beat her with a tire iron when she went over to sign the bike. No court in the land would convict him unless the jury was made up of prepubescent, retarded chimpanzees.
 

xSauronx

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Originally posted by: Sweeper
Video looked normal. ??? Audience acted as normal as expected. Thread over rated

thread over ratedclip over rated
audience *seemed* to stop when she came out
we need a comparison
or her to got shot in the face
 

Perknose

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Watched the vidcap. It was my first exposure to Ashlee Simpson. She looked exceedingly plain and behaved in a giggly/clueless "I have no personality or presence" style.

LISA Simpson. Now there's a babe I could hang with.
 

Azndude51

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After watching the video, I thought it was overhyped too. However, I just saw Meg Ryan come in and sign the bike on tonight's Leno. People were screaming on the top of their lungs when she came in and there was a huge applause when she left, the difference between Meg and Ashlee was huge.
 

rh71

No Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: mpitts
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: mpitts
When will her PR people figure out that no one likes her?

Since her PR people = her dad, probably never.


I guess he looks at the fact that he promoted and sold a talentless idiot once and figures he can do it again.


That "talentless idiot" had nice tits though...
you guys are farking nuts if you think Jessica can't sing. It's ok not to like someone, but it's another to say they have no talent when they have one of the best voices in the biz.

"The biz" must be seriously hurting then... Have you heard Jessica Simpson's cover of Berlin's "Take My Breath Away"? It's horrible...
You're absolutely right. I can only name about 5 strong-voice singers in circulation. And one song being butchered (mostly because you liked the old version) does not mean her voice is terrible. I would REALLY like to hear who you think has a good voice and see how different these women sound from them. Ashley.. terrible. Jessica... strong pipes.