LOL, Ashlee Simpson came along to sign Jay Leno's bike... (Tsunami Charity)

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NFS4

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Originally posted by: pulse8
Yeah. Seemed normal to me, too.

No, it's not normal. When the celebrity walks out on stage, the crowd goes into an uproar and cheers and cheers...w/o the need for Jay saying who they are. Ashlee got NOTHIN'.

That's why someone up above suggested getting a clip of someone else so that you could compare it to ashlee.
 
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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: pulse8
Yeah. Seemed normal to me, too.

No, it's not normal. When the celebrity walks out on stage, the crowd goes into an uproar and cheers and cheers...w/o the need for Jay saying who they are. Ashlee got NOTHIN'.

That's why someone up above suggested getting a clip of someone else so that you could compare it to ashlee.

Agreed.

That was not the normal audience response for a celebrity that appears to sign the bike.

Ashlee is such a "B" lister, though, that you can't fault the predominantly middle-aged Tonight Show audience for not knowing who the hell she is.
 

rh71

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If they really wanted to shun her, the audience wouldn't have applauded when Jay said "Ashley Simpson everybody".
 

dpk777

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yeah that hilarious...crowd just went silent...chirp chirp.

i kinda felt bad for her...
 

y2kc

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Originally posted by: dwell
Boo, overhyped.

What a waste of time.... that response seemed normal, the audience applauded there was no "dead silence" as suggested.

got to keep that post count up i guess.
 

blakeatwork

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Wow,


that clip sucked... i was expecting tears of rage and recrimination, not some overdramatized by the queens of ATOT POS...
 

nycxandy

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She's not Denzel... of course the crowd won't go into a ruckus. Anyway, I agree with the people who thought the response was normal.
 

Kipper

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Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate

Agreed in part.

Jessica Simpson is not talentless. She is, however, a complete idiot.

Ashlee Simpson is not talentless, either. The big problem is that her douchebag father is trying to "diversify" his management portfolio by packaging Ashlee as a "punk bad girl." That way, he can tap into 2 distinct pop market segments. On paper, it makes sense, since Jessica has already developed a following in her market segment.

Problem is that it just does not work. The image concocted by her father does not fit Ashlee Simpson.

Too many people remember her as the babysitter on 7th Heaven for her to pull off her new goth whore routine. As trite as this may sound, people demand a certain degree of "genuineness" in their celebrities.

Ozzy was what Ozzy "sang" about.
Johnny Cash was what he sang about.
Hell... ODB was what he sang about.

Ashlee Simpson is not the person her father packaged her as. No amount of marketing can fix this train wreck.

Ashlee Simpson cannot sing. I'm sorry, but her songs have been mastered to hell in a pathetic effort to try and squeeze a pop voice from this girl, who wouldn't stand up to the people making the final rounds in American Idol. Jessica can SING - she has the build and lungs of a singer...Ashlee, however, is a different story.

Some people just need to stay out of music, like Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Ja Rule, and others.
 

Deeko

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They didn't laugh at her joke, but they applauded when she came out, and appluaded after she signed it. I don't see the big deal...wasn't like the halftime show.

btw, you can dislike her music and call her an idiot all you want, but Jessica Simpson sure as hell can sing.
 

CVSiN

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Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: mpitts
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: mpitts
When will her PR people figure out that no one likes her?

Since her PR people = her dad, probably never.


I guess he looks at the fact that he promoted and sold a talentless idiot once and figures he can do it again.


That "talentless idiot" had nice tits though...
you guys are farking nuts if you think Jessica can't sing. It's ok not to like someone, but it's another to say they have no talent when they have one of the best voices in the biz.

What in the hell are you blathering about...
JS is a talentess dumb as an ox... tit.. with nice tits...
If she was plain looking she would have no career at all...
her looks are the ONLY thing she has goign for her...

she cannot sing.. she cannot act... shes yet another dumbass blonde cashing in on good looks.
 

CVSiN

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Originally posted by: captains
Originally posted by: Injury
Originally posted by: DougK62
Originally posted by: cressida
Originally posted by: DougK62
I don't care. She's still hot.

she is?

Even dumbasses with no musical talent can be hot.

I don't know your definition of hot, but I'm not the slightest bit attracted to her.

i am


I wouldnt touch Ashley S with Gigapets wang.... hell no...
shes fugly...

 
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Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: mpitts
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: mpitts
When will her PR people figure out that no one likes her?

Since her PR people = her dad, probably never.


I guess he looks at the fact that he promoted and sold a talentless idiot once and figures he can do it again.


That "talentless idiot" had nice tits though...
you guys are farking nuts if you think Jessica can't sing. It's ok not to like someone, but it's another to say they have no talent when they have one of the best voices in the biz.

What in the hell are you blathering about...
JS is a talentess dumb as an ox... tit.. with nice tits...
If she was plain looking she would have no career at all...
her looks are the ONLY thing she has goign for her...

she cannot sing.. she cannot act... shes yet another dumbass blonde cashing in on good looks.

You, sir, have no appreciation for talent or vocal ability. If you don't like her music, that's fine, but saying that she has no talent is beyond stupid.
 
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Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: captains
Originally posted by: Injury
Originally posted by: DougK62
Originally posted by: cressida
Originally posted by: DougK62
I don't care. She's still hot.

she is?

Even dumbasses with no musical talent can be hot.

I don't know your definition of hot, but I'm not the slightest bit attracted to her.

i am


I wouldnt touch Ashley S with Gigapets wang.... hell no...
shes fugly...

Sure :roll: