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LOL! A great Friday joke!!!

XMan

XMan

Lifer
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman? Why kill a bicycle repairman?

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smartass?! I told you no one would give a sh!t about the 140 million Iraqis!"
 


<< I think that it's funny because it's true. I would rather not kill a fly than 140 million Iraqis. >>

yikes...
 
Here is another, may have read it in Maxim or something, I don't remember the source:

Bin Laden and Bush are together and a geenie appears and says that he will grant each one of them a single wish.

Bin Laden says "I would like you to construct a wall 1,000 ft high totally surrounding Afghanistan, while I am in it, so that nothing at all can get in or out"

The Geenie grants his wish.

Bush says "Fill it with water"


ROFLMAO
 
I like this one. It is a little old (as you can tell), but hilarious 🙂

FUN WITH SADDAM AND BILL
____________________________________
Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round
of talks in a new peace process. When Bill sits down,
he notices three buttons on the side of Saddam's chair.

They begin talking. After about five minutes Saddam presses the first
button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches
Clinton in the face.

Confused, Clinton carries on talking as Saddam laughs.

A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot
comes out and kicks Clinton in the shin. Again Saddam laughs, and
again Clinton carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger
issue of peace between the two countries.

But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes
out and kicks Clinton in the privates, he's finally had enough,
knowing that he can't do much without them functioning well. "I'm
going back home!" he tells the Iraqi. "We'll finish
these talks in two weeks!"

A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the United States for talks. As
the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on Clinton's chair
and prepares himself for the Yank's revenge.

They begin talking and Bill presses the first button. Saddam ducks,
but nothing happens. Clinton snickers. A few seconds later he presses
the second button. Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens. Clinton
roars with laughter. When the third button is pressed, Saddam jumps up
again, and again nothing happens. Clinton falls on the floor in a fit
of hysterics.

"Forget this," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!"

Clinton says through tears of laughter, "What Baghdad?"
 


<< I think that it's funny because it's true. I would rather not kill a fly than 140 million Iraqis >>



Who are you, Hitler? Yeah, Saddam Hussein's one crazy fvck, but there's no reason to go off wishing death on innocent civilians who had no choice in where they were born.

Next time you say something like that, I want you to picture 140 million dead young children, cause you'd be killing them too. They don't know what's going on, they're not doing you any harm. BUt you want them dead.

Nice guy.
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BTW, the joke was great. 🙂
 
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