• We’re currently investigating an issue related to the forum theme and styling that is impacting page layout and visual formatting. The problem has been identified, and we are actively working on a resolution. There is no impact to user data or functionality, this is strictly a front-end display issue. We’ll post an update once the fix has been deployed. Thanks for your patience while we get this sorted.

LOFL....I just got pwned like you wouldn't believe.....

G

Goosemaster

Lifer
I got home about 30min ago and the house smelled like ass. Literally. Figuratively. If it is related to the word 'ass' my house smelled like.

No one believed me.

Check the mail...my new x1600pro hdmi pci-e card came in the mail:Q Oh JOY!!!:Q

I had to mow the lawn so I left to buy some gas....when I got home the house smelled even worse and no one was home...

I went to my room to check my e-mail.....out of the corner of my eye I saw a large urine stain.....:Q


I was ******* dog just when I thought my day was ******* hard enough...:|

Then I looked up and around the corner....

Yep, you're damn right you guessed right, a MASSIVE pile of ****.

I was in shock.

Then I looked up.....


AND EVEN LARGER PILE OF ****.

Then I looked farther into my room....

There my friends laid a marvel, a site to be scene...


The nastiest pile of diarrheic menagerie of **** anyone has ever scene.....


I was so happy that work sucked and I was going to havea chance to make a review for my new hdmi card🙁


******* ****:|


Damn dog too:|


she's been sick though so I guess I'll forgive her.....I did take her down there and point and yell "bad dog" to which she just cowered over herself and stuck her tail between her hind legs......poor girl.....I bet she tried to hold it in for a long ass time🙁


 
How long was the dog left inside alone?

If more than 4 hours it is your own damn fault.
 
Originally posted by: binister
How long was the dog left inside alone?

If more than 4 hours it is your own damn fault.
Click to expand...

All day...we all jsut got back from work...she is VERY well trained but she has been having stomach problems....


someone forgot though and gave her a FULL BOWL of food today:|

 
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: binister
How long was the dog left inside alone?

If more than 4 hours it is your own damn fault.
Click to expand...

All day...we all jsut got back from work...she is VERY well trained but she has been having stomach problems....


someone forgot though and gave her a FULL BOWL of food today:|
Click to expand...

Does that explain the urine stain?
 
Originally posted by: Aflac
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: binister
How long was the dog left inside alone?

If more than 4 hours it is your own damn fault.
Click to expand...

All day...we all jsut got back from work...she is VERY well trained but she has been having stomach problems....


someone forgot though and gave her a FULL BOWL of food today:|
Click to expand...

Does that explain the urine stain?
Click to expand...

?


It explains the whole mess....we always giver her a full bowl of food in the morning and it has never been a problem. It's jsut that she is sick and someone was jsut following the routine....

 
lol. that's exactly why I don't own a pet. I'm never home so my pet would be sh!ting in the house all the time. either that or it would die of starvation
 
Originally posted by: binister
How long was the dog left inside alone?

If more than 4 hours it is your own damn fault.
Click to expand...


My dogs go far longer than that without going. Maybe it's a breed thing, but I've never had an issue. My male mini schnauzer was house trained by me having him in the semi-truck I used to drive for a living. He went when I went. It works out good that way.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

TRENDING THREADS

Back
Top