I can't believe this was locked in the OT forum......I guess I WILL repost in the joke forum!
I just recieved this in my email........
Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence
reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on
the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate that
organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's
toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business.
I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this
information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin
is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this
lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy
who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend whose drug dealer
sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He
apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and
came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be true.
I just recieved this in my email........
Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence
reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on
the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate that
organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's
toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business.
I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this
information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin
is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this
lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy
who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend whose drug dealer
sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He
apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and
came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be true.
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