Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

[RichUK]

OMG i watched this film on sunday and have watched it another 2 times this week , man i love this film

 

[xcript]

:thumbsup:

 

[Zanix]

Indeed a classic indeed!

 

[DaTT]

 

[quakefiend420]

yeah that movie rocks

if you lie to me, i'll kill ya

if you leave anything out, i'll kill ya

if i think you're lying to me, i'll kill ya

as a matter of fact, nicholas, you're going to have to work real hard to stay alive

do you understand?

good, cause if you don't, i'll kill ya

:laugh:

 

[loic2003]

Some british films are sweet. I liked Lock Stock IIRC...

Isn't that the one with the scene where the guys are trying to hold up Vinny Jones: "The fact that your gun has 'REPLICA' written down the side, and mine has 'COLT DESERT EAGLE .50' should make your balls shrink and retreat inside your body"

or something along those lines...

...and some guy being beated to death with a double dildo thing...


Great stuff.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: loic2003
Some british films are sweet. I liked Lock Stock IIRC...

Isn't that the one with the scene where the guys are trying to hold up Vinny Jones: "The fact that your gun has 'REPLICA' written down the side, and mine has 'COLT DESERT EAGLE .50' should make your balls shrink and retreat inside your body"

or something along those lines...

...and some guy being beated to death with a double dildo thing...


Great stuff.

the robbery scene wasn't in there, i don't think...

and hatchet harry beat down someone with a 15" black rubber cock...that was in this movie

 

[biostud]

Originally posted by: loic2003
Some british films are sweet. I liked Lock Stock IIRC...

Isn't that the one with the scene where the guys are trying to hold up Vinny Jones: "The fact that your gun has 'REPLICA' written down the side, and mine has 'COLT DESERT EAGLE .50' should make your balls shrink and retreat inside your body"

or something along those lines...

...and some guy being beated to death with a double dildo thing...


Great stuff.

The Desert Eagle is from 'Snatch'

 

[loic2003]

Snatch rocks too, then...

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: loic2003
Snatch rocks too, then...

Very correct indeed!

 

[MaxDSP]

I loved Snatch but didn't really find LS too interesting or funny...but maybe I should give it another try, its been like 5 years that I've seen it.

 

[biostud]

Originally posted by: loic2003
Snatch rocks too, then...

same instructor, who have made a new movie called 'Layer Cake', same genre but not as good as the other two IMO.

 

[grrl]

Very good, but not the best ever. Especially since the story isn't that original.

 

[RichUK]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
yeah that movie rocks

if you lie to me, i'll kill ya

if you leave anything out, i'll kill ya

if i think you're lying to me, i'll kill ya

as a matter of fact, nicholas, you're going to have to work real hard to stay alive

do you understand?

good, cause if you don't, i'll kill ya

:laugh:

yeah that black bloke with the afro is well funny, its funny when he says, "because im not laughing Nicholas", they way he says it just makes me laugh, i think its just before the bit you said ...

Great film

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: RichUK

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
yeah that movie rocks

if you lie to me, i'll kill ya

if you leave anything out, i'll kill ya

if i think you're lying to me, i'll kill ya

as a matter of fact, nicholas, you're going to have to work real hard to stay alive

do you understand?

good, cause if you don't, i'll kill ya

:laugh:

yeah that black bloke with the afro is well funny, its funny when he says, "because im not laughing Nicholas", they way he says it just makes me laugh, i think its just before the bit you said ...

Great film

is this some joke for white cvnts that black cvnts don't get?

cause i'm not fvcking laughing, Nicholas

 

[RichUK]

haha yeah that it .. QUALITY .. one of my fav bits

 

[jonjonsanfru]

- We grow copius amounts of Ganja here, yeah?
- Yeah.
- Well walking around at 3am with a bag of furtilizer and a drunk girl on your arm, you don't look like a fvcking horticulturalist.

Good flick, Snatch was just LS2SB with a bigger budget, haven't seen Layer Cake... Guy Ritchie is so-so, kinda rips off other peoples movies.

Boondock Saints... THERE is a classic flick.

 

[gar3555]

Agreed, it is a very good movie, very well written. Snatch is great as well, I wouldn't think that these movies are rip offs...

 

[RichUK]

yeah snatch is a quality film aswell, "brad pitt - playing the piki .. funny as" .. i have watched layer cake and it is a good film but not as good as the previuos two.

 

[MrYAK]

boondock saints is good, but i think i would rather watch LS2SB. the humor in LS is just awsome.

Bacon: What's that?
Samoan Joe's Barman: It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.
Bacon: No. I asked for a refreshing drink! I didn't expect a fvcking rainforest? I could fall in love with an orangutan in that! Bring me a pint.
Samoan Joe's Barman: You want a pint, you go to the pub.
Bacon: This is a pub!
Samoan Joes Barman: It's a Samoan pub

 

[Pepsei]

i heard that it's good, have the dvd, no time to watch it yet.

 

[loic2003]

Agreed on all posts. I think the casting was beautifully done, and the london accents really make the films. The dialogues just wouldn't work so well in an american drawl, I don't think....

I'm thinking the black afro guy here...

 

[metallibloke]

"Armed?! You didnt say they were going to be armed! Armed with what?"

"Oh, you know. Colourful language, a feather duster...Guns you tit!"

:laugh:

 

[BrokenVisage]

It is so not the best film ever, not even close infact, a fine movie but still..

 

[PricklyPete]

big :thumbsup: