Lock me up Scotty! (A stolen Brutuskend P.S.A.)

[Brutuskend]

IN PRISON . you spend the majority of your time in an 8 X 10 cell.
AT WORK. . . you spend the majority of your time in a 6 X 8 cubicle.

IN PRISON . you get three meals a day.
AT WORK . . . you only get a break for one meal, and you pay for it.

IN PRISON . . . you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK . . you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON . . . the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK . . . you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON . you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK . . you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON . . you get your own toilet.
AT WORK . . you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON . . they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK . . . you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON . .the taxpayers pay all expenses, with no work required.
AT WORK . . you get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON . . . you spend most of your life inside bars, wanting to get out.
AT WORK . . . you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON . . . you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK . . . they are called managers.

 

[SagaLore]

Yes it is so. 🙁

 

[PunDogg]

haha i like that, even though it makes you really think

Dogg

 

[thelanx]

IN PRISON . . . Nasty Nate is waiting to pound your ass.
AT WORK . . . Hot coworkers sue you for sexual harassment.
🙂

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: thelanx
IN PRISON . . . Nasty Nate is waiting to pound your ass.
AT WORK . . . Hot coworkers sue you for sexual harassment.
🙂

:laugh:

 

[Zim Hosein]

IN PRISON . . . the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK . . . you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

So true! 🙁

Cheers Brutuskend :beer:

 

[Hankerton]

Uggggh, all sad but true. The biiiiig big big difference here though is......money MONEY money MOOOOONEY. I like money.

 

[amish]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

IN PRISON . . . you spend most of your life inside bars, wanting to get out.
AT WORK . . . you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

this is especially dead on.
:beer: to brutuskend

 

[KarenMarie]

1million/10

🙂

 

[chowmein]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
1million/10

🙂

 

[HardcoreRobot]

:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer: / :beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

 

[jjones]

:beer: