Hello, glen
Here is your official Car-O-Scope, the patented Car Talk assessment of the compatibility between you and your BMW 525i. As you well know, the degree of compatibility between you and your car is crucial to your happiness and well-being! Driving the right vehicle--i.e., having the correct "carma"--will give you an incredible lightness of being, a constant sensation of euphoria and, possibly, a Rocky Mountain high. On the other hand, the wrong "relationship" can be devastating: a continuous frown, a deep and inexplicable depression, a sense of foreboding. In short, a life of quiet desperation--not to mention an incredible headache, lower back pain and continuous hemorrhoidal flare-ups.
So, ready or not, here it is.
Comparing You to Other BMW 525i Owners
Boy oh boy, glen, you picked a vehicle that just isn't quite right for you. You're compatible with your BMW 525i only in terms of your educational level and your grasp of reality.
When compared to other people who drive a BMW 525i, you're a bit too young to be driving this vehicle, you just don't care as much about your car as other BMW 525i owners, other BMW 525i owners make more money than you, you're a little too much of a risk-taker, you're more generous than other owners, and you are a little too much of a snob
For your further edification, here's a little further elucidation on these personality characteristics.
Other BMW 525i drivers care about their cars much more than you do. Now, don't get me wrong; this is not necessarily a bad thing. If you don't care enough, you don't care enough. Fine. FINE!
You certainly are a bit of a nut case, aren't you, when it comes to taking chances (well, at least compared to other BMW 525i owners). Calm down. CALM DOWN! It's not the end of the world, for heaven's sake. And nobody is asking you to change anything about who you are. We'd never do that. Go ahead. Jump off a cliff if that's what makes you happy. But, if this is really what you are, you're gonna have to change vehicles.
Compared to most other BMW 525i owners, you certainly aren't the type who squeezes a nickel to see if the buffalo will cough up a dime. No, not you. Quite the contrary. Let's face it, you're far too generous a person to be driving a BMW 525i. So continue to "cast your bread upon the waters," and Car-O-Scope will find a vehicle that's more compatible with your generous nature.
Gee, this is interesting. Car-O-Scope has determined that you are a person who is quite concerned with status. And yet, you're driving a BMW 525i. Other BMW 525i drivers just aren't as much of a snob as you are. We're going to have to do something about this, now aren't we?
Car-O-Scope Makes Suggestions for More Compatible Vehicles
Have no fear, Car-O-Scope is here to save you from a life of misery, depression and hemorrhoidal flare-ups. Through a secret and proprietary process (patent pending) the official car-o-scope has determined that your psychographic and demographic profile is far more compatible with the following vehicles: some of these suggestions might surprise you. But try to keep an open mind. It's quite possible that the car-o-scope has discovered some hidden and/or repressed aspects of your personality.
1. Buick Skyhawk
2. Dodge Colt Vista
3. Volvo 244
4. Oldsmobile Cutlass
5. Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser
So, let's look at your compatibility profile vis-a-vis the Buick Skyhawk. If you dumped that BMW 525i and got yourself a Buick Skyhawk, you'd be a lot happier.
For example, you'd be almost perfectly compatible in terms of your age, how much you really care about your car, your educational level, and your grasp of reality.
In addition, you'd have pretty good compatibility in terms of your tolerance for taking risks, the extent to which you're a cheapskate, and status consciousness.
Here's a little info on these personality characteristics. Read 'em and weep.
Auto involvement: how much you really care about your car
As you certainly know, some people don't care what they drive; a car is just a way to get from here to there and back. (Unless you're driving a sled, like Tommy. Every time he gets home, he throws his hands in the air and yells, "I made it!" But I digress.)
For other people, a car is everything. You know the type; if you refer to their "significant other," they say, "You mean my BMW?"
Your score for auto involvement is just about the same as other Buick Skyhawk drivers'.
Reality check:
You have a pretty good sense of what's real and what ain't. You aren't one of those "head in the clouds" types--like some people I know. On the other hand, there are worse places your head could be--I guess.
Here's a more detailed look at your compatibility scores for the other vehicles on the list.
But don't delay! Your health, happiness and general well being are at stake here. Don't drive that BMW 525i for another day.
It has been an honor and a privilege for Car-O-Scope to serve you in this very important decision.
And, don't drive like my brother.
Here is your official Car-O-Scope, the patented Car Talk assessment of the compatibility between you and your BMW 525i. As you well know, the degree of compatibility between you and your car is crucial to your happiness and well-being! Driving the right vehicle--i.e., having the correct "carma"--will give you an incredible lightness of being, a constant sensation of euphoria and, possibly, a Rocky Mountain high. On the other hand, the wrong "relationship" can be devastating: a continuous frown, a deep and inexplicable depression, a sense of foreboding. In short, a life of quiet desperation--not to mention an incredible headache, lower back pain and continuous hemorrhoidal flare-ups.
So, ready or not, here it is.
Comparing You to Other BMW 525i Owners
Boy oh boy, glen, you picked a vehicle that just isn't quite right for you. You're compatible with your BMW 525i only in terms of your educational level and your grasp of reality.
When compared to other people who drive a BMW 525i, you're a bit too young to be driving this vehicle, you just don't care as much about your car as other BMW 525i owners, other BMW 525i owners make more money than you, you're a little too much of a risk-taker, you're more generous than other owners, and you are a little too much of a snob
For your further edification, here's a little further elucidation on these personality characteristics.
Other BMW 525i drivers care about their cars much more than you do. Now, don't get me wrong; this is not necessarily a bad thing. If you don't care enough, you don't care enough. Fine. FINE!
You certainly are a bit of a nut case, aren't you, when it comes to taking chances (well, at least compared to other BMW 525i owners). Calm down. CALM DOWN! It's not the end of the world, for heaven's sake. And nobody is asking you to change anything about who you are. We'd never do that. Go ahead. Jump off a cliff if that's what makes you happy. But, if this is really what you are, you're gonna have to change vehicles.
Compared to most other BMW 525i owners, you certainly aren't the type who squeezes a nickel to see if the buffalo will cough up a dime. No, not you. Quite the contrary. Let's face it, you're far too generous a person to be driving a BMW 525i. So continue to "cast your bread upon the waters," and Car-O-Scope will find a vehicle that's more compatible with your generous nature.
Gee, this is interesting. Car-O-Scope has determined that you are a person who is quite concerned with status. And yet, you're driving a BMW 525i. Other BMW 525i drivers just aren't as much of a snob as you are. We're going to have to do something about this, now aren't we?
Car-O-Scope Makes Suggestions for More Compatible Vehicles
Have no fear, Car-O-Scope is here to save you from a life of misery, depression and hemorrhoidal flare-ups. Through a secret and proprietary process (patent pending) the official car-o-scope has determined that your psychographic and demographic profile is far more compatible with the following vehicles: some of these suggestions might surprise you. But try to keep an open mind. It's quite possible that the car-o-scope has discovered some hidden and/or repressed aspects of your personality.
1. Buick Skyhawk
2. Dodge Colt Vista
3. Volvo 244
4. Oldsmobile Cutlass
5. Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser
So, let's look at your compatibility profile vis-a-vis the Buick Skyhawk. If you dumped that BMW 525i and got yourself a Buick Skyhawk, you'd be a lot happier.
For example, you'd be almost perfectly compatible in terms of your age, how much you really care about your car, your educational level, and your grasp of reality.
In addition, you'd have pretty good compatibility in terms of your tolerance for taking risks, the extent to which you're a cheapskate, and status consciousness.
Here's a little info on these personality characteristics. Read 'em and weep.
Auto involvement: how much you really care about your car
As you certainly know, some people don't care what they drive; a car is just a way to get from here to there and back. (Unless you're driving a sled, like Tommy. Every time he gets home, he throws his hands in the air and yells, "I made it!" But I digress.)
For other people, a car is everything. You know the type; if you refer to their "significant other," they say, "You mean my BMW?"
Your score for auto involvement is just about the same as other Buick Skyhawk drivers'.
Reality check:
You have a pretty good sense of what's real and what ain't. You aren't one of those "head in the clouds" types--like some people I know. On the other hand, there are worse places your head could be--I guess.
Here's a more detailed look at your compatibility scores for the other vehicles on the list.
But don't delay! Your health, happiness and general well being are at stake here. Don't drive that BMW 525i for another day.
It has been an honor and a privilege for Car-O-Scope to serve you in this very important decision.
And, don't drive like my brother.
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