Local Squirrel Delights Child

[PepePeru]

Local Squirrel Delights Child (Olathe, KS)

News 10 has learned that a local squirrel has just delighted a small child this afternoon.
Monty McClain was on a picnic with his mother in Arrowhead Park when he caught sight of the local squirrel.
Monty squealed with delight as he pointed, 'Mama..Mama! Squirrel! Squirrel!'
When reached for comment the local squirrel chattered, shook his tail and darted up the nearest tree.

 

[Agentbolt]

Nobody likes you.

 

[Fritzo]

So, the news has resorted to reporting uninteresting events?

 

[Nikamichi]

Originally posted by: G Wizard
Local Squirrel Delights Child (Olathe, KS)

News 10 has learned that a local squirrel has just delighted a small child this afternoon.
Monty McClain was on a picnic with his mother in Arrowhead Park when he caught sight of the local squirrel.
Monty squealed with delight as he pointed, 'Mama..Mama! Squirrel! Squirrel!'
When reached for comment the local squirrel chattered, shook his tail and darted up the nearest tree.

I logged in just to post this:

STFU.

 

[paulxcook]

Is there an unfunny version of The Onion I don't know about? The Brussels Sprout, maybe?

 

[Juno]

change your avatar, quick!

 

[mattocs]

Originally posted by: paulxcook
Is there an unfunny version of The Onion I don't know about? The Brussels Sprout, maybe?

Hahaha

 

[Skunkwourk]

Originally posted by: Juno
change your avatar, quick!

no no...I think hes got the right one

 

[theprodigalrebel]

I AWAIT THE LULZ

 

[George P Burdell]

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[dandruff]

i am in Olathe, KS ... block away from garmin HQ ...

 

[boomerang]

A picnic in Kansas in December?

 

[Alistar7]

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[Iron Woode]

woah woah woah woah woah woah woah

This is not my SuperMan glass.

 

[Auric]

Originally posted by: paulxcook
Is there an unfunny version of The Onion I don't know about? The Brussels Sprout, maybe?

My thought prezactly. Though, The Turnip perhaps.

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: Auric

Originally posted by: paulxcook
Is there an unfunny version of The Onion I don't know about? The Brussels Sprout, maybe?

My thought prezactly. Though, The Turnip perhaps.

Hmm. I'm more partial to The Eggplant.

 

[pontifex]

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